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[romantic music in the background]
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[computer keyboard]
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[croaking]
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[Leonardo] Finished!
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With a black eye,
the white car and five red roses.
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But let's go in order.
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[upbeat music in the background]
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[speaks with a Tuscan accent] Come on children,
the second round begins.
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Today we have corn pie
and Baltic fast fish.
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- Things?
- Polenta and cod.
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- Sweet Nothing?
- Nothing, little blonde!
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Sister Adriana developed colic
and he didn't make tiramisu.
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Are you new?
Here's another one who worked in textiles.
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- Leonardo Giustini of Wi-Fi?
- Wi-Fi Web On Line!
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It's a bit long as a header.
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Your rosaries are no different!
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[amused] They told me
that she was a joker.
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Why don't we go to the dining room
so we can talk better?
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Tinellino, of course, good God!
Always be praised!
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[monsignor] Eat with appetite.
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- I have to try it first and then review!
- Right.
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As I was telling you, we have
financed with great satisfaction
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this development
of these apps on canteens
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because for us it is fundamental
the satisfaction of the believer.
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This one works
canteen apps thing.
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Coming here he gave me two:
this is one in San Donnino.
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Is that a reservation-only canteen?
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Yes, that one is by reservation because
it is an experimental canteen
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for the poor rich.
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[incredulous] For the poor rich.
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Yes, a sort of private room.
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Do you mind if I record
our conversation?
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For goodness sake, the church has no secrets.
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[ironic] You have more secrets
of an episode of Twin Peaks!
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A few little secrets.
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Do you know how many views one of my articles gets?
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- How many what?
- Views!
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Views, clicks!
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One of my articles, in a month,
gets three million views!
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Three million?
An article of yours?
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[Leonardo nods]
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My goodness! It's really true:
pull more than a meter of fiber…
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Monsignor!
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[laughter]
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- I'm not writing this.
- I said it loudly.
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[applause]
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[all] ♪ Happy birthday Yolanda
Happy birthday to you! ♪
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[enthusiastic shouts]
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Speech!
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Okay!
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I thank mom
for bringing me into the world.
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Riccardino, who always puts up with me.
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[laughter]
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Giovannino,
who is my nail polish dealer.
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Speaking of drug dealers:
this addictive cake!
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Aunt Mirella,
Thanks for doing it again this year.
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[all] Well done, Aunt Mirella.
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And then dad!
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Who gave me a wonderful gift
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although I still have to
understand how it works.
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[laughter]
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- [Yolanda] Santa! Geolocated!
- Here I am!
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Your latest article
It made me a little angry.
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We digital natives,
we don't talk that way.
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So: "Hello,
I'll block you, double check you and ban you!"
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[all] Ban dad!
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[Tuscan accent] I've never understood anything
of these things on the internet.
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There are too many of you, I thank you all, everyone!
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- Who are you?
- The gardener.
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- I did not understand.
- The gardener!
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Go gardener, take the cake.
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This year too
he thanked you sixth.
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- For fifth.
- No, sixth.
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After the nail polish pusher
and the toxic pastry chef aunt.
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He put you in the group of
"everyone everyone".
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Listen, Admiral!
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Aren't you going back to live in Naples?
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Let's hope! Should it happen,
come and visit her more often.
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I'll let you find your room prepared,
a rustic Tuscan Phlegraean.
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- What are you saying to each other?
- [together] No love.
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For you "ex love"!
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However Leo, Yolanda is right
I found that article trivial.
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Fabiola, you found Las Vegas banal.
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Maybe because I was with you.
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[laughter]
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Fabio, you got a deal
to hook up with my ex!
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I like them rough.
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This one will sand your balls.
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- Shall we go and see my purchase?
- Another?
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Certain.
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[upbeat music]
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Leonardo: Beautiful, beautiful.
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Is it new?
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I got it from a failed museum in Puglia.
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They even honored me with one
iron mace and five hundred Celline olives.
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I digest the mace better
of Celline olives.
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Remember that you have to make me
that article about my invention.
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I told you, Fabio
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the Middle Ages doesn't make me do it
not even 500 views.
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- Views?
- 500 clicks.
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One olive shaped.
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I didn't understand one thing.
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How many gigabytes does it have? How do you get through
from the first song to the last?
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With the little finger,
you have to put the needle on the groove.
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[Leo] Next year
I'll also give you the glasses.
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Speaking of glasses…
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- Riccardino?
- Riccardino what?
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Tell me something.
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You never tell me anything about your heart.
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Let's go out one evening with Riccardino, right?
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When were you ever interested in Riccardino?
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You care that he doesn't buy
the scooter and take me with you.
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Am I wrong or lately
can't you and I find the groove either?
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Lately,
the conversation barely gets off the ground
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but not my fault.
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- Look there.
- Where?
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[Yolanda] Next to the pens.
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[pop music from the record player]
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A pregnancy test.
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- [Leo] Two dashes.
- Pregnant!
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- You?
- What me!
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It's a test to see
how much parents know us.
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Are you asking me if I'm pregnant?
You don't know me.
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- But what do I know.
- [Fabiola] Journalist!
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Will you stop for dinner with us?
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No, I have to go home to work.
I have to do an interview.
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They invented an app
to find prostitutes with GPS.
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Bravo! Call the article "app-uttane"!
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[laughs]
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Here.
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[in the background "Milan and Vincenzo"
by Alberto Fortis]
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Let's recap and then it's over.
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A message comes to you
from the app with the customer's address.
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[stammers] And the directions of the
fastest way to go.
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The customer has the right to put
a comment under your profile
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or limit yourself to a judgment.
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Yes, a review of sorts.
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- Putting what?
- In what sense?
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Restaurants have forks,
in the cinema they have stars
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what do you have?
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- We have potatoes and a parable.
- [Leo] Potatoes and a parable?
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Now, the potato I can imagine,
but the parable?
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The parable means that
the girl takes it all:
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Raiuno, Raidue,
Hunting and fishing, Rete Quattro…
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all channels!
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All channels!
We say "smart card open!".
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- Tune everything, like me!
- Congratulations miss!
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Parable means complete girl
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which offers all services.
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You brought the POS so I can pay you
with the newspaper's credit card
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I'll put you on an expense report.
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I didn't bring the POS
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You should have told me first
and I made you rub that too.
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Except that nothing was rubbed!
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And then, "parable"
but the signal didn't even touch!
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[intercom]
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Sorry.
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[intercom]
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Good evening!
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One question:
Are you digital terrestrial or satellite dish?
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I have a cold.
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[48] Cute!
Will he stay with us?
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The young lady was leaving,
the article is finished!
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Now I know more about whoremongers
that they don't even know.
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I brought you the roll
fresh spring.
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- Better not.
- Good.
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- Do you want it?
- No, I have chips.
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- That?
- Long speech.
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[bursts and laughter]
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It's the pool that flew by
from the garden next door?
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Yes.
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- Won't you give it back to him?
- No.
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Why?
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I'm an asshole,
You always tell me that too.
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You're an asshole, yes!
Is it normal for you to call me "48"?
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Love, to the census
of neurons that was the verdict.
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[bursts out laughing]
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Exactly.
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I told my father that you call me that.
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He says you went too far:
he says there are no more than thirty-six!
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Do you tell your dad that we're dating?
Why?
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Too intimate? Are you afraid of getting married?
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Don't worry,
he knows we're not engaged.
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I know too that we are not engaged.
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What are we? Let's hear it!
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- What are we?
- Are we fuck buddies?
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Don't say that word!
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Don't say "fuck buddies",
don't say "apericena"
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don't say "good but not very good",
I hate them, you know.
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Ok, I won't say it, so what are we?
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See you
almost every week for a year.
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[48] What are we?
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I'll tell you now.
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Almost.
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[Leo]
We are like a lighthouse in the middle of the sea.
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The lighthouse has light.
The light is there, the light turns and it is not there.
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Then comes the fog, covering the lighthouse.
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The sea traveler arrives and says:
“There was a lighthouse here.”
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There it is, the lighthouse. The fog
it covers him and the traveler does not know it
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even if it seems like something
tell him that the lighthouse isn't there
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instead you and I are that lighthouse there.
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You and I are here
even when it seems like we're not there.
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Fuck you and the lighthouse!
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[48] Other than a lighthouse, you are a speed camera.
If someone runs too fast with you, you'll strike her down!
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I also came by taxi
bring you fresh spring roll.
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Lighthouse of my balls.
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[soft music]
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[Leo] Sorry, lighthouse crossing.
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Passing lighthouse.
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I like it, 48, when you get angry,
I like it too much.
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You look like a kitten in heat.
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[imitates cat sound]
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[imitates a cat]
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[laughs]
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Faro, let's go back to the house and the kitten
otherwise his fur will get wet.
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[laughter]
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[intercom]
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[intercom]
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Leo.
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- Leonardo!
- What is it?
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It's been ringing for five minutes.
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If it's been ringing for 5 minutes
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or they are musicians
or go and open the door, right?
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[intercom]
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[embarrassed] Good morning!
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Is dad there? I would be the daughter.
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- [48] Yolanda?
- Is it Sunday today?
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You're the one in the photo frames!
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Yes but now I'm out
from the frames and I'm here.
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- Certain.
- Within?
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Sure, please! It's your home!
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What a lovely surprise!
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Is dad there?
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Yolandina! Sunday! Tennis!
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Hi love, have you introduced yourself?
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- No!
- Is that your name?
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- Ginora.
- Ginora!
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He never remembers my real name,
he calls me "48"!
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Just this hand.
Yes, I call it "48",
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She's a friend of mine,
she came to visit me but now she's leaving.
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Did she pass in her underwear?
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You passed in your underwear, it was boiling!
Now he leaves in his underwear.
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- What a beautiful family reunion!
- What a fucking reunion...
246
00:15:22,333 --> 00:15:25,266
- Cappuccino in the garden!
- Cappuccino in the garden, no!
247
00:15:25,400 --> 00:15:28,100
- Let's go.
- Cappuccino in the garden no.
248
00:15:28,233 --> 00:15:32,166
I do it with the machine
that I gave him!
249
00:15:32,300 --> 00:15:35,400
It's still in the box,
He's never used it!
250
00:15:35,500 --> 00:15:39,433
[annoyed]
What do you bring out, I don't have any waffles!
251
00:15:40,133 --> 00:15:43,166
Sorry love. Now go away.
252
00:15:43,566 --> 00:15:47,033
Why? It's the first time in six years
that I see you with a woman.
253
00:15:47,166 --> 00:15:48,166
Stop it!
254
00:15:48,300 --> 00:15:52,233
I know nothing about your heart,
let me meet her, let's go out together!
255
00:15:52,366 --> 00:15:54,666
She's just a friend and now she's leaving.
256
00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:58,500
- Friend, let's say a fuck buddy.
- Don't say that word!
257
00:15:58,633 --> 00:16:01,566
- I hate that word.
- You hate her.
258
00:16:01,700 --> 00:16:05,066
Loneliness plays bad jokes,
maybe it's the right one!
259
00:16:05,200 --> 00:16:07,433
But that's right, come on, calm down.
260
00:16:07,566 --> 00:16:12,033
- Ginora, can you play tennis?
- I did three years of competitive racing!
261
00:16:12,166 --> 00:16:15,233
Yes, but you don't have the stuff to play.
262
00:16:15,366 --> 00:16:18,466
I go to a store and buy everything
what is necessary, what's the problem?
263
00:16:18,600 --> 00:16:21,633
He goes to a store and buys everything.
She's very rich.
264
00:16:21,766 --> 00:16:23,633
- Is she very rich?
- Yes, she is very rich.
265
00:16:23,766 --> 00:16:25,466
There's something good about it.
266
00:16:25,600 --> 00:16:29,533
How come the very rich lady
you call it 48?
267
00:16:29,700 --> 00:16:32,266
[screams] Found a waffle!
268
00:16:32,400 --> 00:16:35,333
- [48] Found a waffle!
- Did you understand?
269
00:16:35,433 --> 00:16:37,033
The neurons.
270
00:16:37,166 --> 00:16:39,266
That's what you called too
Mom's ex-boyfriend.
271
00:16:39,400 --> 00:16:42,233
That one had about a hundred.
She is forty-eight.
272
00:16:42,366 --> 00:16:43,566
He took the census.
273
00:16:45,300 --> 00:16:48,766
The coffee needs to be taken out of the pod, right?
274
00:16:52,500 --> 00:16:54,000
Ginora.
275
00:16:55,033 --> 00:16:56,200
[Yolanda] Ginora.
276
00:16:56,333 --> 00:16:58,133
Ginora.
Forty-eight!
277
00:16:58,466 --> 00:16:59,700
Point?
278
00:17:00,033 --> 00:17:03,633
I still have to beat!
You don't have to stay there, you have to stay there.
279
00:17:04,166 --> 00:17:06,766
- If I go there you'll catch me!
- I won't catch you, it's the rule!
280
00:17:07,099 --> 00:17:08,466
If he tells you, go there!
281
00:17:08,599 --> 00:17:12,266
Sorry,
it's just that I play creative tennis.
282
00:17:13,666 --> 00:17:15,633
Who is this?
283
00:17:16,033 --> 00:17:17,133
Who's winning?
284
00:17:17,266 --> 00:17:19,566
It has yet to begin,
before it was just dribbles.
285
00:17:20,333 --> 00:17:22,700
The famous dribblers!
286
00:17:23,233 --> 00:17:24,433
Cute.
287
00:17:24,700 --> 00:17:26,433
I go!
288
00:17:26,599 --> 00:17:27,566
[cell phone ringing]
289
00:17:27,700 --> 00:17:29,133
Mine!
290
00:17:30,266 --> 00:17:32,266
At least turn off your phone.
291
00:17:32,633 --> 00:17:35,000
Sorry, she's creative.
292
00:17:35,766 --> 00:17:37,300
Dad, tell me, dynamic.
293
00:17:37,400 --> 00:17:39,266
Come on, dynamic, dad!
294
00:17:39,400 --> 00:17:41,233
Another fine coming?
295
00:17:41,366 --> 00:17:43,366
More than having your license revoked
what can I do?
296
00:17:43,466 --> 00:17:44,666
Burn it!
297
00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:46,633
I can't speak,
I'm in the middle of a match!
298
00:17:46,733 --> 00:17:48,166
- Match!
- HI.
299
00:17:48,233 --> 00:17:50,366
Excuse me!
300
00:17:50,533 --> 00:17:54,300
Another fine coming,
I am a shareholder of the municipality!
301
00:17:54,400 --> 00:17:55,466
It was over there.
302
00:17:55,600 --> 00:17:57,400
These speed cameras are very strict!
303
00:17:57,500 --> 00:18:00,500
Have you seen it in the photos?
We all get moved!
304
00:18:01,433 --> 00:18:04,266
- I can?
- Sure, what are you waiting for?
305
00:18:13,766 --> 00:18:15,566
[they rejoice]
306
00:18:15,700 --> 00:18:19,100
Great shot, well done!
Fifteen - Zero!
307
00:18:19,233 --> 00:18:22,000
Sorry, little break!
I have to go to the bathroom.
308
00:18:22,266 --> 00:18:24,633
The cappuccino moved me!
309
00:18:26,033 --> 00:18:29,233
[Yolanda] Ginora you are very good,
you could make a living from tennis.
310
00:18:29,300 --> 00:18:31,133
[48] I wish I had time!
311
00:18:31,266 --> 00:18:35,266
[Leo] You don't do anything
from morning to night!
312
00:18:35,700 --> 00:18:38,133
[48] Behold, I have arrived.
313
00:18:39,533 --> 00:18:41,266
How hot!
314
00:18:41,400 --> 00:18:43,133
Forty-eight lives here?
315
00:18:43,266 --> 00:18:46,433
Forty-eight are also millions
that his grandfather left him.
316
00:18:46,566 --> 00:18:50,733
Have you seen the refrigerator in my house?
She gave it to me for my name day.
317
00:18:51,166 --> 00:18:55,466
Having your license revoked is very convenient.
They push you around left and right.
318
00:18:56,133 --> 00:19:00,000
Yolanda,
elbow a little higher, for the backhand.
319
00:19:00,466 --> 00:19:02,133
Hello curmudgeon!
320
00:19:02,400 --> 00:19:04,700
We will update very calmly.
321
00:19:05,033 --> 00:19:07,166
Do with your dad
programs lasting more than half an hour
322
00:19:07,300 --> 00:19:09,666
means "long-term planning."
323
00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:13,100
And if he plans for the long term.
He's no longer breathing.
324
00:19:14,266 --> 00:19:16,533
Forty-eight isn't her, it's you.
325
00:19:17,166 --> 00:19:20,066
Now let's see what she is
she is the right woman for me.
326
00:19:20,166 --> 00:19:21,766
- [gardener] Good morning Ginora!
- It's pure.
327
00:19:22,033 --> 00:19:24,666
- I won six - zero.
- I'm happy about that.
328
00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:26,766
Here, bring it to your son, it's new.
329
00:19:27,100 --> 00:19:29,400
Who knows when I'll play it again, I don't have time.
330
00:19:29,466 --> 00:19:31,066
A thousand thanks!
331
00:19:33,133 --> 00:19:35,500
[sweet music]
332
00:19:44,733 --> 00:19:47,400
Ok, Let's put Forty-Eight on standby
333
00:19:47,533 --> 00:19:50,466
but all your other girlfriends,
What was wrong with them?
334
00:19:50,600 --> 00:19:53,533
- Shall we eat at Nappino's?
- You left them all yourself.
335
00:19:53,666 --> 00:19:56,166
No! Fioretta left me.
336
00:19:56,300 --> 00:19:58,666
I believe it, you put it
my mother is pregnant!
337
00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:00,266
[verse]
338
00:20:01,566 --> 00:20:05,066
One was boring, and another jealous,
and the other still quarrelsome!
339
00:20:05,200 --> 00:20:08,033
- What were you like instead?
- Skinny, I was skinny.
340
00:20:08,400 --> 00:20:11,200
- [Yolanda] You know what mom says?
- What?
341
00:20:11,333 --> 00:20:14,600
He says the flaws you find in others
they are actually yours.
342
00:20:14,733 --> 00:20:19,566
You've had many opportunities,
but it's you who's not doing well!
343
00:20:20,466 --> 00:20:25,733
Yolanda, I was someone else,
If I went back I would be more patient,
344
00:20:26,066 --> 00:20:29,233
I would know how to appreciate them,
they were all good girls.
345
00:20:29,366 --> 00:20:32,500
Now, let me go back now!
I have changed.
346
00:20:33,366 --> 00:20:35,533
But, enough, come on!
347
00:20:36,300 --> 00:20:41,233
If you've changed, call these exes back!
One will do, right?
348
00:20:41,366 --> 00:20:45,400
I too had left Riccardino,
then I gave him a second chance.
349
00:20:45,633 --> 00:20:47,766
[Yolanda] At fifty you shot
the oars in the boat.
350
00:20:48,066 --> 00:20:48,766
Oh, God…
351
00:20:49,100 --> 00:20:52,400
You used to play the guitar
and now basil grows in it.
352
00:20:52,500 --> 00:20:56,033
You signed up for chess school
and you went there five times.
353
00:20:56,166 --> 00:21:01,266
Actually, love,
I only went there four times.
354
00:21:07,566 --> 00:21:11,000
[annoyed] The coffee machine will return
in the box for the next twenty years.
355
00:21:11,133 --> 00:21:12,533
Oh my God, this coffee machine.
356
00:21:12,666 --> 00:21:15,466
I don't have any waffles!
357
00:21:15,600 --> 00:21:21,266
The crux is right there: the waffles
There are those who have it and those who don't!
358
00:21:23,633 --> 00:21:24,533
Beautiful, this one.
359
00:21:24,600 --> 00:21:27,500
- You don't do anything for anyone anymore.
- Not even for you?
360
00:21:27,633 --> 00:21:30,666
Not for me, not for you.
And not even for mom.
361
00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:33,133
When we were in Naples
for six years with Fabio
362
00:21:33,266 --> 00:21:34,400
you had to stop him.
363
00:21:34,533 --> 00:21:36,266
- Is that all?
- No!
364
00:21:36,400 --> 00:21:38,666
Throw it away from tomorrow
the humidity every day
365
00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:41,400
that Mrs. Coscia thought
you were decaying.
366
00:21:41,500 --> 00:21:45,166
Enough with these spring rolls
and with that ancient car of my grandfather's!
367
00:21:45,300 --> 00:21:48,400
Every now and then take the white one,
the normal one!
368
00:21:49,266 --> 00:21:52,500
[Leo] I have to say, Yolanda,
that despite the fact that you are really young
369
00:21:52,633 --> 00:21:55,400
you have a great
spirit of observation.
370
00:21:55,533 --> 00:21:58,633
There you go, dad, well done.
I'm fifteen.
371
00:21:58,766 --> 00:22:01,633
You talk to me and you see me
still as if I had seven.
372
00:22:02,033 --> 00:22:05,700
[snorts] This thing even about seven years,
you always told me.
373
00:22:06,033 --> 00:22:07,633
Since we're talking about it
374
00:22:07,766 --> 00:22:11,233
You've been promising me for two years
that we would have jumped with a parachute.
375
00:22:11,366 --> 00:22:16,000
You know how much I care, you have me
ever worn? You're never ready!
376
00:22:16,366 --> 00:22:18,400
[oven timer]
377
00:22:23,733 --> 00:22:26,533
[soft music in the background]
378
00:23:13,066 --> 00:23:15,500
Hello grandma?
Yes, everything is fine.
379
00:23:16,066 --> 00:23:20,033
You remember the names
of your father's girlfriends?
380
00:23:21,233 --> 00:23:25,433
Yes I want them all!
381
00:23:26,200 --> 00:23:29,466
[Yolanda] I've changed.
382
00:23:29,766 --> 00:23:32,033
Let's try again.
383
00:23:40,400 --> 00:23:42,333
[send notification]
384
00:23:49,400 --> 00:23:51,233
[croaking]
385
00:23:56,466 --> 00:23:59,700
Breakfast, I'll make you breakfast.
386
00:24:00,633 --> 00:24:05,033
Car that stops, you're standing still,
387
00:24:05,100 --> 00:24:08,700
tell me where you're going.
388
00:24:10,366 --> 00:24:12,133
Here it is.
389
00:24:23,566 --> 00:24:26,333
[mobile notifications]
390
00:24:30,733 --> 00:24:33,433
- Good morning!
- Mrs Coscia.
391
00:24:33,566 --> 00:24:37,200
My nephew's swimming pool came back to me,
have you seen her?
392
00:24:37,333 --> 00:24:40,566
- It must have flown into the waste bin.
- Meaning what?
393
00:24:41,266 --> 00:24:42,466
Nothing.
394
00:24:42,600 --> 00:24:46,366
If I see it pass, the swimming pool,
I'll tell him he looked for it.
395
00:24:46,533 --> 00:24:49,466
[in Neapolitan dialect]
You like to joke.
396
00:24:50,766 --> 00:24:54,300
[Leo] When I get dizzy,
I like to joke.
397
00:25:05,400 --> 00:25:08,700
[Benedetta] "your belated repentance
it is an unexpected gift
398
00:25:09,033 --> 00:25:11,000
See you tomorrow."
399
00:25:14,400 --> 00:25:19,666
[Electra] "Ok, let's try again,
come to the faculty, do you know that I work there?"
400
00:25:21,566 --> 00:25:24,733
Benedetta, Electra
but who was looking for it?
401
00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:43,400
[cell phone ringing]
402
00:25:43,500 --> 00:25:44,500
So dad?
403
00:25:44,633 --> 00:25:46,733
Yolanda, if you have one
404
00:25:47,066 --> 00:25:52,166
tell me what your brain told you
to text my exes?
405
00:25:52,300 --> 00:25:54,533
You said it: "I would go back".
406
00:25:54,666 --> 00:25:57,400
I understand, but those are things
which are said so to speak.
407
00:25:57,600 --> 00:25:59,500
You say too many things, just to say.
408
00:25:59,633 --> 00:26:01,666
How did you find them all?
409
00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:05,233
Today, if you have a first and last name
it is impossible to escape the network.
410
00:26:05,366 --> 00:26:08,366
I understand, but who gave them to you?
411
00:26:08,466 --> 00:26:11,266
I was with some of them
that you weren't even born!
412
00:26:11,400 --> 00:26:14,666
Not me, but grandmother was born.
She is your hard drive.
413
00:26:15,000 --> 00:26:17,066
- He remembers all ten.
- Now?
414
00:26:17,200 --> 00:26:18,733
Now let's see if you have the waffles!
415
00:26:19,066 --> 00:26:22,200
Without bluffing!
I want a selfie for every meeting!
416
00:26:22,333 --> 00:26:25,100
[insistent music]
417
00:26:26,466 --> 00:26:30,100
[slams cell phone]
418
00:26:39,400 --> 00:26:41,400
Your beard has softened.
419
00:26:41,466 --> 00:26:44,033
Not only that!
420
00:26:44,533 --> 00:26:46,266
Sit down.
421
00:26:48,566 --> 00:26:53,466
As I told you, you can find me in a moment
of great harmony with myself.
422
00:26:53,666 --> 00:26:57,100
For this reason, I accepted immediately
to see you after a long time.
423
00:26:57,266 --> 00:27:01,400
In fact I see a light in your eyes
that I had never seen
424
00:27:01,533 --> 00:27:02,700
of great serenity.
425
00:27:03,033 --> 00:27:05,700
I have to say Benedetta,
that you are always beautiful.
426
00:27:06,033 --> 00:27:09,466
I was praying to Our Lady
when I received your message.
427
00:27:09,733 --> 00:27:12,533
- You didn't send it to me.
- No.
428
00:27:12,666 --> 00:27:14,166
She sent it to me.
429
00:27:14,300 --> 00:27:16,766
[tragic music]
430
00:27:17,300 --> 00:27:21,533
[embarrassed]
What do you do exactly, here at Villa Fiorita?
431
00:27:21,666 --> 00:27:24,266
I explained it to you: I do everything!
432
00:27:24,400 --> 00:27:28,500
I take care of the refectory, the treatments,
of maintenance.
433
00:27:28,633 --> 00:27:31,333
I've been doing it for four months
also sexual assistance.
434
00:27:32,400 --> 00:27:34,600
- Meaning what?
- I masturbate disabled people.
435
00:27:35,433 --> 00:27:38,600
People who cannot live
their sexuality.
436
00:27:41,100 --> 00:27:45,300
- You are right.
- Do you want to help me? Once a week.
437
00:27:45,400 --> 00:27:48,000
You could come.
438
00:27:48,266 --> 00:27:51,666
- Thursday for example.
- Thursday, now I think about it.
439
00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:54,366
Instead of going to the gym, I come here.
440
00:27:54,466 --> 00:27:58,333
That message of yours, Leonardo,
it's a clear cry for help.
441
00:27:58,433 --> 00:28:02,566
- I didn't waste time and I summoned you.
- But do you work here?
442
00:28:02,700 --> 00:28:06,066
This isn't a job,
this is giving yourself to others.
443
00:28:06,200 --> 00:28:09,233
Giving yourself, right. Do they pay you?
444
00:28:09,366 --> 00:28:11,366
No! They give me a refund.
445
00:28:11,666 --> 00:28:13,400
Refund.
446
00:28:14,333 --> 00:28:17,366
Benedetta, have you taken your vows?
Are you a nun?
447
00:28:17,433 --> 00:28:23,333
No! I simply did it
of my passion, my mission.
448
00:28:24,666 --> 00:28:26,333
And you?
449
00:28:27,400 --> 00:28:33,133
I did, a period of my life,
of depression my transgression.
450
00:28:33,633 --> 00:28:37,300
- Did you succeed?
- No, I didn't succeed.
451
00:28:42,633 --> 00:28:45,333
- What is it?
- "Now let's fuck again."
452
00:28:47,033 --> 00:28:50,400
- Did you think this when coming here?
- Yes!
453
00:28:50,533 --> 00:28:55,266
- But no.
- Sorry, I had an impure thought.
454
00:28:56,366 --> 00:28:58,433
[nun] Benedetta? I disturb?
455
00:28:58,566 --> 00:29:00,566
- No!
- Will you take care of Formisano?
456
00:29:00,700 --> 00:29:04,100
Yes, Benedetta will take care of it.
You go, Sister Amanda.
457
00:29:04,300 --> 00:29:07,700
By the way, Sister Amanda, the suppliers
Are the new ones already in the refectory?
458
00:29:08,033 --> 00:29:11,433
Yes, they are waiting for someone
who signs for the delivery,
459
00:29:11,566 --> 00:29:13,500
can you come?
460
00:29:13,633 --> 00:29:16,466
- Yes! I'll be gone for a moment, do you mind?
- No!
461
00:29:16,600 --> 00:29:21,100
Yes to me! Blessed.
462
00:29:33,033 --> 00:29:34,666
Are you the replacement?
463
00:29:35,666 --> 00:29:38,166
No, no substitutes.
464
00:29:38,466 --> 00:29:41,433
- Did he take the tram?
- To come here?
465
00:29:41,566 --> 00:29:45,400
[Neapolitan accent] I took the tram,
in full. The tram in your face.
466
00:29:45,766 --> 00:29:49,733
They changed the direction of the
roundabout and I didn't know it, 65.
467
00:29:50,066 --> 00:29:52,666
He has the tram number printed on his chest.
468
00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:56,733
By combination
I am 65% disabled.
469
00:29:57,300 --> 00:30:01,166
From this point of view then,
it would have been better if he had taken a six.
470
00:30:04,066 --> 00:30:06,600
Except the six doesn't pass
471
00:30:07,200 --> 00:30:09,600
then it wasn't worth it, I got less money.
472
00:30:10,400 --> 00:30:11,600
This is true.
473
00:30:11,733 --> 00:30:15,066
Anyway I came
to greet Benedetta.
474
00:30:16,033 --> 00:30:18,300
She has a beautiful, delicate Benedetta hand.
475
00:30:18,766 --> 00:30:22,400
Even Sister Amanda is delicate,
even if she's fat.
476
00:30:23,533 --> 00:30:26,566
- Do you use it?
- Six times a day.
477
00:30:28,266 --> 00:30:31,733
- [incredulous] Six times a day?
- Six times.
478
00:30:32,100 --> 00:30:35,333
Not even when I was fifteen,
six times a day.
479
00:30:35,433 --> 00:30:38,366
I have to do it,
the doctor prescribed it to me.
480
00:30:38,700 --> 00:30:40,466
Six times a day?
481
00:30:40,600 --> 00:30:44,033
Six injections of Neridrol per day.
482
00:30:44,533 --> 00:30:46,666
Scusi, avevo frainteso.
483
00:30:47,300 --> 00:30:51,500
Non so se lo sa,
but in this institute they touch.
484
00:30:52,133 --> 00:30:55,400
- Do they steal?
- No, they touch in the sense that they do
485
00:30:55,766 --> 00:30:58,266
- sexual assistance.
- To whom?
486
00:30:58,733 --> 00:31:01,433
- A chi lo chiede!
- I never asked, I didn't know!
487
00:31:01,566 --> 00:31:05,600
But is there a medical prescription?
Does the health insurance pass it?
488
00:31:07,600 --> 00:31:11,066
[Leo] In your opinion Benedetta,
why did we break up?
489
00:31:11,600 --> 00:31:14,766
For the same reason
because millions of couples break up.
490
00:31:15,100 --> 00:31:16,733
And would it be?
491
00:31:17,066 --> 00:31:20,766
Lack of courage
to tell each other things as they are.
492
00:31:21,100 --> 00:31:24,033
How were things between us?
493
00:31:24,466 --> 00:31:27,300
I don't have the courage to say it to your face.
494
00:31:27,400 --> 00:31:30,466
Come with me, let's go to the children
495
00:31:31,133 --> 00:31:34,366
that I'm shy
and you like these things.
496
00:31:34,766 --> 00:31:39,366
Can you hear me?
Leonardo, come closer, can you hear me?
497
00:31:39,433 --> 00:31:41,100
[Leo] I hear you!
498
00:31:41,233 --> 00:31:44,033
I know these things,
because I had it as a child
499
00:31:44,166 --> 00:31:46,366
when I played in Piazza d'Azeglio!
500
00:31:46,466 --> 00:31:49,400
I like this idea you had,
it makes me have fun!
501
00:31:49,500 --> 00:31:52,500
I'm curious to know that
what do you have to tell me!
502
00:31:53,300 --> 00:31:57,200
[Blessed]
We broke up because
503
00:31:57,500 --> 00:32:01,700
you were so boring!
You always talked about your work.
504
00:32:02,033 --> 00:32:04,233
Our relationship
it had become unbearable.
505
00:32:04,366 --> 00:32:07,266
The first year,
you had a little enthusiasm but then
506
00:32:07,400 --> 00:32:10,500
you fell asleep at the cinema,
weekends in slippers,
507
00:32:10,633 --> 00:32:13,333
every Friday
pizza in the box at home,
508
00:32:13,433 --> 00:32:15,166
two infinite balls.
509
00:32:15,600 --> 00:32:21,066
The candle must be lit every day,
it needs faith and devotion.
510
00:32:21,200 --> 00:32:26,400
You have to believe it, you can't stay
stop waiting for things to happen!
511
00:32:27,000 --> 00:32:30,600
Miracles, Leonardo, do not exist.
512
00:32:43,300 --> 00:32:45,433
[whispers] The pizza in the carton.
513
00:33:06,466 --> 00:33:08,333
Lady Coscia!
514
00:33:08,433 --> 00:33:13,533
- Are you watering the plants again this evening?
- No, I'm shampooing him.
515
00:33:14,400 --> 00:33:15,666
Did you find the swimming pool?
516
00:33:16,300 --> 00:33:18,400
No! Searched but not found.
517
00:33:18,733 --> 00:33:22,233
How many years
Was she married to her husband?
518
00:33:22,366 --> 00:33:25,033
27 and a half years, until the lightning strike.
519
00:33:25,100 --> 00:33:27,300
But poor Sante, did he take it fully?
520
00:33:27,400 --> 00:33:29,166
- Full!
- Your story
521
00:33:29,300 --> 00:33:31,400
instead of starting
with a stroke of love at first sight
522
00:33:31,500 --> 00:33:33,066
it ended with love at first sight!
523
00:33:33,200 --> 00:33:36,466
It lit up like day,
like in cartoons.
524
00:33:36,600 --> 00:33:39,066
The one who closed it
he received an electric shock in his coffin.
525
00:33:39,166 --> 00:33:40,400
[laughter]
526
00:33:40,533 --> 00:33:42,766
Have you ever been bored with your husband?
527
00:33:43,100 --> 00:33:47,366
Always! It was more boring
of a condominium meeting.
528
00:33:47,500 --> 00:33:50,633
He never thought
to change the administrator?
529
00:33:51,100 --> 00:33:54,466
No!
Fun isn't everything in life.
530
00:33:54,666 --> 00:33:57,600
[Thigh] He was a hard worker,
an exceptional father
531
00:33:57,733 --> 00:34:02,400
and then he had something that you fools
you have lost: kindness.
532
00:34:02,600 --> 00:34:05,166
Kindness and tenacity.
533
00:34:05,733 --> 00:34:09,333
[Leo] One last question Mrs Coscia,
then I let her go.
534
00:34:09,400 --> 00:34:14,533
Apart from bad weather,
In your opinion, when does love end?
535
00:34:15,400 --> 00:34:19,300
When it's no longer there
that twinkle in your eyes.
536
00:34:25,533 --> 00:34:27,333
Call Yolanda.
537
00:34:27,433 --> 00:34:29,199
[cell phone] Shall I call Wanda?
538
00:34:29,566 --> 00:34:33,100
- I want Yolanda.
- Are you looking for a Panda?
539
00:34:34,033 --> 00:34:37,633
- Yolanda, daughter.
- Shall I call Gigliola?
540
00:34:38,466 --> 00:34:41,600
- Call your mother's slut.
- I'm calling Marcello del Prà.
541
00:34:42,600 --> 00:34:44,666
Who is Marcello del Prà?
542
00:34:46,233 --> 00:34:49,333
- Ready?
- Yes? Marcello del Prà?
543
00:34:49,400 --> 00:34:51,266
Yes who is he?
544
00:34:51,333 --> 00:34:53,400
Who the fuck is Marcello del Prà?
545
00:34:57,666 --> 00:35:00,266
[hum]
546
00:35:05,166 --> 00:35:08,000
- Are you looking for botany?
- I was looking for Marcello del Prà.
547
00:35:08,133 --> 00:35:12,500
I was joking, Professor Giusfredi,
Philosophy, they do summer courses.
548
00:35:13,033 --> 00:35:15,366
The philosophers are in the Great Hall,
549
00:35:15,466 --> 00:35:18,000
- Thank you very much.
- Is he out of class?
550
00:35:18,200 --> 00:35:20,000
No, I wrote letters.
551
00:35:20,133 --> 00:35:23,266
I did pedagogy,
I wonder if it helped me.
552
00:35:24,166 --> 00:35:25,633
See how I go!
553
00:35:28,433 --> 00:35:31,466
Come, come in.
Here it is, it has arrived.
554
00:35:32,233 --> 00:35:34,633
[applause]
555
00:35:41,233 --> 00:35:44,166
How cute he is,
it came with little flowers!
556
00:35:45,266 --> 00:35:47,433
[Electra]
As I anticipated
557
00:35:47,566 --> 00:35:50,633
at the end of the course
I wanted to give you a little surprise.
558
00:35:50,766 --> 00:35:53,633
If you're busy, I'll come back later.
559
00:35:53,700 --> 00:35:55,600
No, we are all here waiting for you.
560
00:35:55,666 --> 00:35:57,433
We have you too
prepare a chair, come.
561
00:35:57,566 --> 00:35:59,366
- Come quickly.
- Excuse me.
562
00:35:59,466 --> 00:36:02,366
You are a witty journalist,
we here read you often.
563
00:36:02,466 --> 00:36:06,000
We are sure you will be able to tell us your opinion.
564
00:36:06,133 --> 00:36:08,000
- What is the topic?
- Now I'll explain it to you.
565
00:36:08,233 --> 00:36:09,433
As we said yesterday
566
00:36:09,566 --> 00:36:12,366
that we were studying
the philosophy of Giambattista Vico
567
00:36:12,466 --> 00:36:17,366
today we have living proof here
of Giambattista Vico's theory
568
00:36:17,466 --> 00:36:19,400
"Historical courses and recurrences".
569
00:36:19,666 --> 00:36:22,466
History repeating itself,
the story that returns.
570
00:36:22,600 --> 00:36:27,733
Here it is, in all its beauty,
the prototype of the returning man.
571
00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:29,200
Oh mama.
572
00:36:29,333 --> 00:36:31,666
- Will you sit down please?
- Yes.
573
00:36:32,366 --> 00:36:36,266
We are used to, in this class,
to give lessons
574
00:36:36,333 --> 00:36:39,566
because we like it, because we are modern,
with human material.
575
00:36:39,700 --> 00:36:41,233
Today you are the lucky one.
576
00:36:41,366 --> 00:36:45,766
I have the pleasure of introducing you
my ex boyfriend, Leonardo Giustini
577
00:36:46,100 --> 00:36:52,100
who is here to explain how he has it
could have sent me a little message like that.
578
00:36:52,300 --> 00:36:54,133
I should have the screenshot.
579
00:36:54,366 --> 00:36:57,333
No, not the screenshot, come on.
580
00:36:57,500 --> 00:37:00,100
So everyone can
see it nice and clear.
581
00:37:00,766 --> 00:37:02,266
[ignition noise]
582
00:37:02,333 --> 00:37:08,133
[Electra] "I've changed, let's try again."
583
00:37:08,400 --> 00:37:12,666
So Leonardo, explain to us
what were the expectations,
584
00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:14,300
if there were any
585
00:37:14,400 --> 00:37:16,133
or even the deep motivations
586
00:37:16,266 --> 00:37:18,400
that push a man your age
587
00:37:18,500 --> 00:37:23,000
to send a message like that
after 10 years to an ex-girlfriend of yours.
588
00:37:23,133 --> 00:37:26,566
You have just a quarter of an hour to
explain it to us, it's no small thing, enlighten us.
589
00:37:26,700 --> 00:37:28,733
Come on, little flower.
590
00:37:29,366 --> 00:37:31,200
They don't eat you.
591
00:37:31,566 --> 00:37:35,666
[tragic music]
592
00:37:42,033 --> 00:37:46,033
I thought,
perhaps in a childish way
593
00:37:46,766 --> 00:37:52,000
than the fire of love
it is often not turned off
594
00:37:52,066 --> 00:37:53,233
but we don't know.
595
00:37:53,366 --> 00:37:56,500
Let me explain: probably
596
00:37:56,766 --> 00:38:00,266
under the fire, every now and then,
there is an ember burning.
597
00:38:00,400 --> 00:38:02,400
[Leo] There you go, the returning man
598
00:38:02,500 --> 00:38:05,333
as rightly, perhaps,
on the one hand you said
599
00:38:05,433 --> 00:38:09,666
it could become, in that sense,
a waving man.
600
00:38:10,166 --> 00:38:12,433
That is, waving on those embers
601
00:38:12,566 --> 00:38:17,300
for that ember to do
share the entire flame of love.
602
00:38:17,366 --> 00:38:21,733
Because if
that embers were not extinguished
603
00:38:22,233 --> 00:38:23,333
it means that…
604
00:38:23,466 --> 00:38:25,100
Which could be lit!
605
00:38:25,233 --> 00:38:29,266
Which could be lit!
Even Ralph Malph understood it!
606
00:38:29,400 --> 00:38:31,666
So I wonder,
gentlemen of the court...
607
00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:34,300
The Faculty of Law
it's on the other side.
608
00:38:34,400 --> 00:38:37,100
- Yes, but it helps me to think.
- I understand.
609
00:38:37,233 --> 00:38:38,633
So I wonder
610
00:38:38,766 --> 00:38:42,566
why not persist
in an attempt to restart
611
00:38:43,333 --> 00:38:45,000
that important love?
612
00:38:45,133 --> 00:38:47,466
Message:
send yes, send no, send!
613
00:38:47,600 --> 00:38:51,200
To wave or not to wave?
Wave!
614
00:38:51,366 --> 00:38:53,766
Because it's nice to send and wave
615
00:38:54,100 --> 00:38:57,000
where it is believed that the embers
can reactivate!
616
00:38:58,000 --> 00:38:59,733
Because love
617
00:39:00,066 --> 00:39:01,333
it should be waved!
618
00:39:02,366 --> 00:39:04,066
Otherwise
619
00:39:04,766 --> 00:39:06,400
he goes limp.
620
00:39:06,533 --> 00:39:08,200
[twist music]
621
00:39:08,333 --> 00:39:09,400
[yelp]
622
00:39:11,633 --> 00:39:13,166
[groans]
623
00:39:15,000 --> 00:39:16,433
God how beautiful!
624
00:39:17,433 --> 00:39:20,066
[sounds of tiredness]
625
00:39:21,300 --> 00:39:22,600
Can you pass me your underwear?
626
00:39:22,766 --> 00:39:25,466
- Where are they?
- It's up your ass.
627
00:39:26,600 --> 00:39:33,233
Of course doing it with your ex is a bit
like lasagna on Sunday at grandma's.
628
00:39:35,300 --> 00:39:38,533
There are no taboos.
What do you care!
629
00:39:40,633 --> 00:39:42,700
[Electra] This is why one falls for it again.
630
00:39:43,633 --> 00:39:46,466
Can we make some pasta?
631
00:39:46,700 --> 00:39:47,633
Good!
632
00:39:47,766 --> 00:39:50,300
I liked you with the boys today.
633
00:39:50,666 --> 00:39:54,133
I found a spirit of adaptation,
it's not for everyone.
634
00:39:54,433 --> 00:39:57,666
Of course the excuse is the text message
your daughter wrote it
635
00:39:58,166 --> 00:40:00,166
you could have even found a better excuse.
636
00:40:00,300 --> 00:40:01,433
But it makes me tender.
637
00:40:01,566 --> 00:40:04,233
- Elettra, the bathroom?
- The black door!
638
00:40:07,166 --> 00:40:08,066
[scream of fright]
639
00:40:08,133 --> 00:40:09,233
He took the wrong door.
640
00:40:11,033 --> 00:40:12,566
Excuse me.
641
00:40:18,066 --> 00:40:20,266
Elettra, you have an old woman in your house!
642
00:40:20,400 --> 00:40:21,666
Yes, sorry, she's my ex-mother-in-law.
643
00:40:22,200 --> 00:40:25,133
We screwed
with the old woman at home?
644
00:40:25,266 --> 00:40:28,666
It is harmless, it does not hear, it does not see,
she's always locked in there, always sleeping.
645
00:40:29,066 --> 00:40:32,433
- For company! Does he live with you?
- No.
646
00:40:32,566 --> 00:40:35,333
It's that idiot judge's fault,
who got the sentence wrong.
647
00:40:35,433 --> 00:40:39,300
He made a mistake and left it to weekend
you alternate the twins and also the old woman.
648
00:40:39,400 --> 00:40:41,266
A weekend stays with him,
stay with me for a weekend.
649
00:40:41,333 --> 00:40:43,133
When he's with the twins,
I'm with her
650
00:40:43,200 --> 00:40:45,000
when he brings back the twins,
I laugh at the old woman.
651
00:40:45,066 --> 00:40:47,366
Doesn't your ex-husband say anything?
652
00:40:47,466 --> 00:40:48,600
[hysterical laughter]
653
00:40:48,733 --> 00:40:50,366
My ex-husband, good one!
654
00:40:50,500 --> 00:40:54,000
Sorry, Electra,
Where does this burst of goodness come from?
655
00:40:54,133 --> 00:40:57,400
You are someone who would get angry
also with Our Lord.
656
00:40:57,633 --> 00:41:00,000
I do it for the sake of my twins.
657
00:41:00,133 --> 00:41:01,500
But I'll write them all down.
658
00:41:01,633 --> 00:41:04,566
He pays me back with interest,
that shit.
659
00:41:04,700 --> 00:41:05,700
Now I recognize you!
660
00:41:06,266 --> 00:41:08,633
- Do you want short or long pasta?
- Long!
661
00:41:08,766 --> 00:41:10,033
Let's keep it short!
662
00:41:10,166 --> 00:41:12,333
- Why do you ask me this?
- Because I'm a Democrat.
663
00:41:12,766 --> 00:41:15,033
- So short pasta.
- Long.
664
00:41:17,466 --> 00:41:20,666
So you really are sure
that you want to be the third parent?
665
00:41:21,466 --> 00:41:23,466
It's not for everyone,
it's a very difficult thing.
666
00:41:23,600 --> 00:41:26,700
Sure, third parent, come on,
immediately, bomb!
667
00:41:27,033 --> 00:41:31,400
In the group I put fifteen-year-old Yolanda
years in full hormonal storm
668
00:41:31,500 --> 00:41:36,266
and you wear the twins, the dog
and the old one every other weekend.
669
00:41:36,400 --> 00:41:39,266
Do you know what I'm telling you?
I'll keep the old lady for you!
670
00:41:39,500 --> 00:41:41,633
Well done, this is a great idea.
671
00:41:41,766 --> 00:41:44,033
So, let's do something.
Let's do it right away.
672
00:41:44,166 --> 00:41:46,100
You, me and the children
at the lake this Sunday.
673
00:41:46,233 --> 00:41:49,466
A bomb, I can't wait to meet
your little ones.
674
00:41:49,600 --> 00:41:52,100
You know what they say in life, right?
675
00:41:52,233 --> 00:41:57,233
If you go around it too much
things, you risk screwing yourself up!
676
00:41:57,500 --> 00:42:00,200
What a pearl of refinement!
677
00:42:00,333 --> 00:42:03,400
You know how many beautiful lessons
you do philosophy!
678
00:42:03,733 --> 00:42:06,033
- Rip me!
- Yes.
679
00:42:06,566 --> 00:42:08,500
[rock music]
680
00:42:09,000 --> 00:42:10,733
[yelp]
681
00:42:15,033 --> 00:42:16,766
[The twins pronounce
of words backwards]
682
00:42:17,033 --> 00:42:19,233
- It Oggurtsid.
- It Orecniv!
683
00:42:20,166 --> 00:42:22,533
Aletettems!
684
00:42:22,666 --> 00:42:24,366
What's happening Electra?
685
00:42:24,466 --> 00:42:26,633
They're playing the game
to speak backwards.
686
00:42:26,766 --> 00:42:29,333
If you don't answer them backwards they do it
pretend not to hear you.
687
00:42:29,400 --> 00:42:31,500
- Aletettems?
- Stop it!
688
00:42:31,566 --> 00:42:33,333
[words backwards]
689
00:42:33,466 --> 00:42:35,100
It Oggurtsid!
690
00:42:35,233 --> 00:42:38,400
Alrap ehcna et isoc!
691
00:42:38,500 --> 00:42:40,533
They're nice.
692
00:42:40,700 --> 00:42:44,166
- Icomaimref to ereb!
- Yes, we'll stop at the next bar.
693
00:42:44,300 --> 00:42:47,366
Rab! Now we are looking for a rab.
Do you want there to be no nice rab?
694
00:42:47,433 --> 00:42:49,300
[cell phone ringing]
695
00:42:49,400 --> 00:42:52,166
What two idiots,
he's my ex, you answer.
696
00:42:52,233 --> 00:42:53,533
Put him close to me.
697
00:42:53,600 --> 00:42:57,300
Giannantonio, something quick,
because I forgot my headset at home.
698
00:42:57,366 --> 00:42:59,700
Electra, Thursday
Was there anyone at your house?
699
00:42:59,766 --> 00:43:01,633
Mom heard a man talking.
700
00:43:01,766 --> 00:43:03,233
Wasn't the old woman deaf?
701
00:43:03,300 --> 00:43:06,633
There must have been a condominium meeting,
he will have heard voices.
702
00:43:06,700 --> 00:43:10,400
The condominium meeting
you always do it from the one in the attic.
703
00:43:10,633 --> 00:43:13,266
- Electra, don't piss me off.
- What the fuck do you want?
704
00:43:14,666 --> 00:43:18,766
We are with a friend of mine and we are
going to the lake, with the children.
705
00:43:19,100 --> 00:43:20,633
Should I sit at home?
706
00:43:20,766 --> 00:43:22,566
Who the fuck is this friend?
707
00:43:22,700 --> 00:43:25,400
Explain it to him, come on, please.
708
00:43:25,500 --> 00:43:28,133
You say it shouldn't
go around things.
709
00:43:28,266 --> 00:43:31,133
- You speak!
- Ready?
710
00:43:31,200 --> 00:43:35,500
Giannantonio, I'm Leonardo,
an old family friend.
711
00:43:35,566 --> 00:43:38,100
We are here with the children,
let's take a trip.
712
00:43:38,266 --> 00:43:43,100
Very nice children, they are doing
the game of speaking backwards.
713
00:43:43,233 --> 00:43:46,200
Say hello to your father, your father.
714
00:43:46,333 --> 00:43:47,766
[burps]
715
00:43:48,100 --> 00:43:50,000
Here, they greeted her.
716
00:43:50,133 --> 00:43:53,133
Pass me the bitch.
Elettra, I'll call the lawyer right away!
717
00:43:53,266 --> 00:43:54,766
- Hang up please.
- He says he's calling...
718
00:43:55,100 --> 00:43:57,733
The lawyer, yes, you know how scary.
719
00:43:58,066 --> 00:44:01,466
Call the otacovva.
720
00:44:02,066 --> 00:44:04,233
[screams] Stop it!
721
00:44:07,333 --> 00:44:08,233
[yelp]
722
00:44:21,066 --> 00:44:22,766
[Electra] Go down slowly, calm down.
723
00:44:23,100 --> 00:44:25,233
[they speak backwards]
724
00:44:25,566 --> 00:44:30,033
Gabriele, Gabriella,
hold hands please!
725
00:44:30,566 --> 00:44:32,600
- Do you want to drink?
- I'm fine like this.
726
00:44:32,733 --> 00:44:34,600
Keep everything closed otherwise the dog will come out.
727
00:44:35,100 --> 00:44:37,266
Children, where are you?
728
00:44:38,566 --> 00:44:41,066
[amused children shouting]
729
00:44:42,433 --> 00:44:45,433
[melancholic music]
730
00:44:46,733 --> 00:44:49,066
[yelp]
731
00:45:12,133 --> 00:45:14,066
The third parent!
732
00:45:18,300 --> 00:45:20,400
He didn't even get to the lake.
733
00:45:27,266 --> 00:45:30,466
Fuck, my dear sir,
you're going to get involved with your ex
734
00:45:30,600 --> 00:45:33,300
[truck driver] who has two children
and a husband Giannantonio.
735
00:45:33,400 --> 00:45:34,766
You Italians piss me off.
736
00:45:35,100 --> 00:45:37,400
First you leave your woman
and then you want to get back with her.
737
00:45:37,700 --> 00:45:41,033
good Maremma,
if you had a bad meal at a restaurant
738
00:45:41,166 --> 00:45:45,100
if they gave you old ribollita,
That doesn't make good broth, right?
739
00:45:45,233 --> 00:45:47,533
- Right.
- So you don't come back to eat there
740
00:45:47,666 --> 00:45:49,533
if management has not changed
741
00:45:49,666 --> 00:45:52,700
because you will always find Giannantonio there!
742
00:45:53,633 --> 00:45:56,400
You Italians are always stressed.
743
00:45:56,533 --> 00:45:58,233
Why don't you go back to your country?
744
00:45:58,400 --> 00:46:00,400
In reality, we would already be there, or not?
745
00:46:00,500 --> 00:46:05,033
I mean your little town,
your village of origin, understand?
746
00:46:05,166 --> 00:46:11,533
What do I know, Afragola, Radicondoli,
Poggi and Bonsi, understand?
747
00:46:11,666 --> 00:46:14,200
Poggibonsi.
Everything attacked: Poggibonsi.
748
00:46:14,333 --> 00:46:17,366
The towns are now empty,
you have emptied the countries.
749
00:46:17,466 --> 00:46:21,200
In the village there is love,
in the city love is unbearable.
750
00:46:21,333 --> 00:46:25,400
If you have to go get your woman
five kilometers away
751
00:46:25,500 --> 00:46:27,600
it takes you forty minutes by car!
752
00:46:27,733 --> 00:46:30,633
You arrive at his house
your balls are already spinning!
753
00:46:31,266 --> 00:46:32,466
[Leo] Leave me here.
754
00:46:32,600 --> 00:46:37,000
Hi my friend! Forget it
your ex speaking backwards.
755
00:46:37,166 --> 00:46:38,666
Hi Samir, thank you!
756
00:46:39,000 --> 00:46:43,266
In Italy you have to put VAR on
wedding, slow motion at the bedside.
757
00:46:43,666 --> 00:46:48,033
Thus the marriage ends
and it is immediately decided who is to blame.
758
00:47:00,300 --> 00:47:04,200
[Leo]Hi Leonardo,
luckily you didn't move house.
759
00:47:04,666 --> 00:47:07,100
I passed but you weren't there.
760
00:47:07,700 --> 00:47:12,200
What an incredible surprise you have
message! My heart is still beating.
761
00:47:12,366 --> 00:47:17,300
Immediately after reading it I felt like it
the phone is broken, I'll explain later.
762
00:47:18,466 --> 00:47:21,566
Call me as soon as you can,
Let's see each other soon, Fioretta.
763
00:47:22,066 --> 00:47:23,266
Fioretta.
764
00:47:23,400 --> 00:47:26,400
[Fioretta] 338/995190.
765
00:47:37,633 --> 00:47:39,633
Hi Fioretta, I'm Leonardo.
766
00:47:40,100 --> 00:47:44,500
Just one question:
Do you have kids or an ex-husband on your tail?
767
00:47:49,433 --> 00:47:51,733
[mobile notification]
768
00:47:52,700 --> 00:47:54,266
[Fioretta] Absolutely not.
769
00:47:54,400 --> 00:47:57,466
Dinner together next Saturday?
Where are you taking me?
770
00:47:58,033 --> 00:48:01,400
[cell phone ringing]
771
00:48:03,400 --> 00:48:06,400
- Tell me!
- Fabiola, trouble? Where are you?
772
00:48:06,500 --> 00:48:09,400
- In Paris.
- Are you there for 4 months?
773
00:48:09,500 --> 00:48:12,400
- No, I do everything in a month.
- Fifteen thousand pieces?
774
00:48:12,500 --> 00:48:14,466
No, two thousand!
775
00:48:15,166 --> 00:48:19,400
I've called your daughter 10 times
but he never answers me, why?
776
00:48:19,700 --> 00:48:23,600
It doesn't take up there, then during the internship
he unplugs it, plays all day.
777
00:48:23,733 --> 00:48:27,200
When did you become so apprehensive?
You never were.
778
00:48:27,333 --> 00:48:30,166
- I'll call you as soon as I hear it.
- Why does he always call you?
779
00:48:30,300 --> 00:48:33,266
He also tells me everything
what he does with Riccardino.
780
00:48:33,400 --> 00:48:35,566
[Leo] For the love of God, Riccardino!
781
00:48:35,700 --> 00:48:37,633
Forget it, better call you.
782
00:48:37,766 --> 00:48:42,200
Fabio wanted me
show its application
783
00:48:42,333 --> 00:48:44,633
you can ask him
if he's free in two hours?
784
00:48:44,766 --> 00:48:46,533
Fabio!
785
00:48:47,500 --> 00:48:50,400
[metallic noise]
786
00:48:55,600 --> 00:48:59,400
Leonardo asks if in a couple
hours you can meet at the castle.
787
00:48:59,533 --> 00:49:02,133
Very good!
In a couple of hours at the castle, certainly.
788
00:49:02,266 --> 00:49:04,400
- Did you hear?
- OK thank you. HI!
789
00:49:04,533 --> 00:49:05,500
HI!
790
00:49:05,566 --> 00:49:07,733
Darling, what is better for you to wear
to go to the castle?
791
00:49:08,000 --> 00:49:10,000
I don't know,
You seem perfectly fine to me.
792
00:49:10,133 --> 00:49:13,066
I'll call the blacksmith,
Shall I hem your kilt?
793
00:49:13,200 --> 00:49:14,633
A bit long, huh?
794
00:49:14,700 --> 00:49:18,366
When you take it off, wipe it with anti-rust
Otherwise you'll get tetanus!
795
00:49:18,433 --> 00:49:20,066
[laughter]
796
00:49:20,433 --> 00:49:22,166
Tetanus!
797
00:49:34,200 --> 00:49:36,033
[Fabio] Come, Leonardo!
798
00:49:36,200 --> 00:49:38,733
You'll see what article
what comes out of you is wonderful!
799
00:49:39,066 --> 00:49:44,200
Just approved
I will have to lower the antenna by 60%.
800
00:49:44,333 --> 00:49:47,333
- Lower it by 80 too!
- All right.
801
00:49:47,433 --> 00:49:48,733
It seems too big to me.
802
00:49:49,066 --> 00:49:52,066
You told me that everything
the application is vocal.
803
00:49:52,566 --> 00:49:54,466
I've been working on it for two years.
804
00:49:54,600 --> 00:49:57,300
Investment of time, money,
Fabiola doesn't believe it
805
00:49:57,400 --> 00:49:58,400
but you know how women are!
806
00:49:58,533 --> 00:50:01,400
They're wrong, because the future is vocal.
807
00:50:01,500 --> 00:50:04,200
- Good, I'll call you?
- Call her.
808
00:50:04,333 --> 00:50:07,233
- Where does it come from?
- From the living room.
809
00:50:07,366 --> 00:50:09,733
Catapult, how!
810
00:50:10,066 --> 00:50:12,600
- English, for the international market.
- Of course.
811
00:50:22,133 --> 00:50:24,400
- Where the fuck are you going?
- Catapult stop!
812
00:50:24,633 --> 00:50:27,433
- Do you want me to go back?
- Yes.
813
00:50:27,566 --> 00:50:29,166
Catapult, come back, backward.
814
00:50:34,500 --> 00:50:36,300
Catapult stop!
815
00:50:36,700 --> 00:50:38,600
Look how wonderful,
look at this little gem!
816
00:50:38,733 --> 00:50:40,333
Do you also take the pill?
817
00:50:40,433 --> 00:50:44,533
- It's charged especially for the demonstration.
- Let me see.
818
00:50:45,233 --> 00:50:48,600
Catapult, in position:
startboard!
819
00:50:49,066 --> 00:50:50,400
Startboard.
820
00:50:50,533 --> 00:50:52,666
Wait.
821
00:50:58,733 --> 00:51:00,700
It could be an idea.
822
00:51:01,366 --> 00:51:03,500
- Do you want to see?
- We see.
823
00:51:04,200 --> 00:51:06,300
Catapult shoot!
824
00:51:14,533 --> 00:51:18,066
[video game sound]
825
00:51:25,400 --> 00:51:26,566
[verses]
826
00:51:31,666 --> 00:51:35,366
Mrs Coscia,
the ball went beyond her.
827
00:51:35,633 --> 00:51:37,100
The ball?
828
00:51:39,400 --> 00:51:42,766
You made a basket! Here.
829
00:51:45,000 --> 00:51:46,766
This isn't mine.
830
00:51:47,100 --> 00:51:50,066
Tomorrow with the light I'll look for it for you.
Thank you.
831
00:51:50,500 --> 00:51:53,533
Mrs Coscia,
according to her, after a long time
832
00:51:53,600 --> 00:51:57,066
we can get back together
as if nothing had happened?
833
00:51:57,133 --> 00:52:00,633
Instead of busting my balls
to me with these questions
834
00:52:00,766 --> 00:52:05,066
you better not buy a book
on the topic and do you read it all?
835
00:52:05,400 --> 00:52:06,500
- No!
- No.
836
00:52:06,633 --> 00:52:08,733
I trust her, not the books.
837
00:52:09,066 --> 00:52:11,400
Well
Don't make me scream, come.
838
00:52:11,533 --> 00:52:14,066
Move! That there are people.
839
00:52:16,500 --> 00:52:20,533
So: in love you can recover.
840
00:52:20,600 --> 00:52:24,133
A plant does not die
if two leaves dry
841
00:52:24,266 --> 00:52:27,566
it dies when the roots dry out.
842
00:52:29,000 --> 00:52:31,633
Game, match, match.
843
00:52:33,000 --> 00:52:35,133
[in Neapolitan]
Tonight I won Wimbledon.
844
00:52:37,200 --> 00:52:41,666
It's my invention.
It will be called "app-auditions".
845
00:52:42,000 --> 00:52:43,466
What does it consist of?
846
00:52:43,600 --> 00:52:45,366
The actor registers online
847
00:52:45,500 --> 00:52:47,466
and we send him the jokes online
848
00:52:47,600 --> 00:52:51,333
online sends them back to us
and we give him the answer online.
849
00:52:51,433 --> 00:52:52,400
Online!
850
00:52:52,766 --> 00:52:55,133
Yes, and I app-clean, online.
851
00:52:55,200 --> 00:52:58,033
Ready Ginora?
Come on, dynamics, I'm working.
852
00:52:58,433 --> 00:53:00,100
The father?
853
00:53:00,700 --> 00:53:03,033
Did she fall from a tree?
854
00:53:03,466 --> 00:53:06,033
But what was he doing in the tree?
855
00:53:07,266 --> 00:53:08,366
But is it serious?
856
00:53:08,433 --> 00:53:10,600
[excited music]
857
00:53:17,366 --> 00:53:20,633
- Miss Forty-Eight?
- Who is Forty-Eight?
858
00:53:21,500 --> 00:53:23,000
Ginora!
859
00:53:23,133 --> 00:53:24,766
- In the great room.
- Thank you.
860
00:53:28,733 --> 00:53:31,666
- Excuse me, the great room?
- All at the bottom.
861
00:53:36,533 --> 00:53:38,133
Twenty-one minutes!
862
00:53:38,533 --> 00:53:41,600
[48] Not only did he come,
but it arrived in twenty-one minutes!
863
00:53:41,666 --> 00:53:45,766
Well below your expectations!
I won, dad.
864
00:53:47,533 --> 00:53:49,333
I'll leave you alone.
865
00:53:52,266 --> 00:53:53,533
You're not normal.
866
00:53:53,666 --> 00:53:56,366
In this family it seems to me
that no one is normal.
867
00:53:56,633 --> 00:54:01,066
- Didn't you fall from the tree?
- At twelve years old, crazy!
868
00:54:01,200 --> 00:54:03,500
But today I was talking
of you with dad
869
00:54:03,633 --> 00:54:06,600
and I wanted to show him that you love me.
870
00:54:06,733 --> 00:54:09,633
I wanted to prove it to myself too.
871
00:54:09,766 --> 00:54:12,366
Thank you.
Now you can get back to work!
872
00:54:13,000 --> 00:54:14,700
You made me come here all in a hurry!
873
00:54:15,033 --> 00:54:17,200
Rushing, exaggerated!
874
00:54:17,700 --> 00:54:22,166
Twenty kilometers in twenty-one minutes,
would you have been going at twenty miles an hour?
875
00:54:22,333 --> 00:54:24,666
I went sixty miles an hour.
876
00:54:25,000 --> 00:54:27,100
It's not great, I expected more.
877
00:54:27,300 --> 00:54:30,766
So it's official, you're not normal.
878
00:54:31,200 --> 00:54:35,300
I'm Forty-Eight!
From today, however, you are Twenty-One.
879
00:54:36,400 --> 00:54:39,200
Dear Giustini, I tricked you!
880
00:54:39,533 --> 00:54:41,466
- He screwed me!
- Who is?
881
00:54:41,600 --> 00:54:43,366
At this point I don't know anymore.
882
00:54:43,466 --> 00:54:46,500
He plays tennis very well,
he knows me better than I do…
883
00:54:46,666 --> 00:54:49,766
- Is she a fuck buddy?
- Don't say that word.
884
00:54:50,100 --> 00:54:52,500
Mr Giustini, do you have a minute please?
885
00:54:52,633 --> 00:54:55,200
- I'll wait for you at the director's.
- Okay.
886
00:54:59,366 --> 00:55:03,133
We already know each other,
I'm Frullani, from Webtech,
887
00:55:03,266 --> 00:55:05,233
one of your biggest advertisers.
888
00:55:05,433 --> 00:55:07,766
I called
and they told me to come here.
889
00:55:08,100 --> 00:55:09,166
Say.
890
00:55:09,300 --> 00:55:13,433
I preferred to come in person
rather than sending a text
891
00:55:13,700 --> 00:55:16,400
like the one she sent
to my wife Angelica.
892
00:55:16,533 --> 00:55:19,400
I'll explain,
I didn't send that message.
893
00:55:19,666 --> 00:55:22,433
It's not important
who sent the message
894
00:55:22,566 --> 00:55:26,700
it's more important that I tell them
what happened to Angelica.
895
00:55:27,033 --> 00:55:28,366
What happened?
896
00:55:32,366 --> 00:55:35,133
[Frullani] It could be
a form of early Alzheimer's
897
00:55:35,266 --> 00:55:38,133
it could be
a very strong depression.
898
00:55:38,333 --> 00:55:41,033
Draw all day, like kids!
899
00:55:42,000 --> 00:55:46,600
The doctor thinks that putting it back
in front of faces from the past
900
00:55:46,733 --> 00:55:48,533
people who belong to memories
901
00:55:48,666 --> 00:55:51,333
it might slow down
the decay of the disease.
902
00:55:51,666 --> 00:55:54,566
- Will he recognize me?
- No, it's difficult.
903
00:55:54,700 --> 00:55:57,333
Sometimes he doesn't even recognize me,
think a little.
904
00:55:57,433 --> 00:55:58,733
I'll wait for you here, go.
905
00:55:59,066 --> 00:56:01,700
- Is he there?
- Yes it's there, please.
906
00:56:02,033 --> 00:56:03,600
[whispers] How anxious!
907
00:56:19,233 --> 00:56:21,533
- Leonardino!
- You recognized me!
908
00:56:21,666 --> 00:56:25,766
Of course, we're together!
Did you bring me my homework?
909
00:56:28,433 --> 00:56:31,033
Your husband told me about the illness.
910
00:56:32,600 --> 00:56:35,366
Yes, he's asthmatic, poor thing.
911
00:56:36,066 --> 00:56:37,533
Not his.
912
00:56:41,000 --> 00:56:42,300
Already.
913
00:56:43,333 --> 00:56:45,100
[melancholic music]
914
00:56:53,033 --> 00:56:54,633
- Any news?
- A lot!
915
00:56:55,066 --> 00:56:57,500
I have a fifteen year old daughter, Yolanda.
916
00:56:57,633 --> 00:57:02,200
He sent the same message
to all my ex girlfriends, even you.
917
00:57:02,333 --> 00:57:04,600
My mother gave you your name
918
00:57:04,733 --> 00:57:07,500
he remembered when
we were together in high school.
919
00:57:07,633 --> 00:57:11,266
Company experts and correspondents
in foreign languages, do you remember?
920
00:57:11,400 --> 00:57:12,566
"How are you? Well, thank you!"
921
00:57:12,700 --> 00:57:15,566
"Je ne comprends pas".
We had fun.
922
00:57:15,700 --> 00:57:19,733
- Were we having fun?
- Yes, we had fun.
923
00:57:21,033 --> 00:57:22,733
Remember when he got hanged
924
00:57:23,066 --> 00:57:25,766
and we went to Boboli
and you looked at Florence from above.
925
00:57:26,100 --> 00:57:28,433
We kissed
on those icy benches
926
00:57:28,566 --> 00:57:32,366
and listened to it with headphones
Spadaro, Guccini, Vecchioni.
927
00:57:32,466 --> 00:57:34,133
The Greats. Memories?
928
00:57:35,533 --> 00:57:37,333
No, I don't remember.
929
00:57:39,766 --> 00:57:44,400
Remember when you started the Ciao
on the pedals and your breasts were dancing?
930
00:57:44,500 --> 00:57:48,000
I turned all red
and you laughed
931
00:57:48,133 --> 00:57:51,633
you did it on purpose, you rascal!
Memories?
932
00:57:53,733 --> 00:57:55,333
No, I don't remember that.
933
00:57:56,533 --> 00:58:00,500
How come you don't remember? You started out strong,
you recognized me immediately.
934
00:58:04,200 --> 00:58:06,400
The trip to Verona.
935
00:58:07,600 --> 00:58:09,600
The first time we made love
936
00:58:09,733 --> 00:58:13,266
and it was also the first time
for both of us making love.
937
00:58:13,400 --> 00:58:15,033
Memories?
938
00:58:15,566 --> 00:58:18,700
No, me the first time
I did it with Burgassi.
939
00:58:19,700 --> 00:58:22,233
But like Burgassi,
that of the fifth D?
940
00:58:22,400 --> 00:58:24,400
Fifth F.
941
00:58:26,466 --> 00:58:29,166
And before you there was also Lanini.
942
00:58:29,300 --> 00:58:30,633
Lanini?
943
00:58:30,766 --> 00:58:34,533
- The one who had the tic in his eye?
- Yes, good.
944
00:58:34,666 --> 00:58:37,100
Lanini's eye tic!
945
00:58:38,033 --> 00:58:43,333
While we were together,
I also did it with Bencivegni.
946
00:58:43,400 --> 00:58:45,766
Do you remember,
the one who looked like an albino?
947
00:58:46,100 --> 00:58:48,166
Angelica, you don't remember shit
948
00:58:48,300 --> 00:58:50,400
and now you get me all the training!
949
00:58:51,166 --> 00:58:54,333
- I have never been faithful.
- It seems like it to me too.
950
00:58:54,433 --> 00:58:56,200
Not even after getting married.
951
00:58:57,000 --> 00:59:00,000
You know I had a story
with my brother-in-law?
952
00:59:07,600 --> 00:59:10,300
But then, what is loyalty?
953
00:59:10,566 --> 00:59:14,200
To be faithful,
just forget that you cheated.
954
00:59:14,333 --> 00:59:15,733
If it were easy…
955
00:59:18,400 --> 00:59:20,033
Why did you come?
956
00:59:20,400 --> 00:59:24,333
I told you, my daughter sent
the same message to all my exes.
957
00:59:24,666 --> 00:59:28,500
Then you're sick too,
of nostalgia.
958
00:59:30,466 --> 00:59:34,033
The burden of too many memories
It's too heavy, what's the point?
959
00:59:34,233 --> 00:59:37,333
It's useless, it's harmful
960
00:59:38,433 --> 00:59:40,266
it has too many things inside.
961
00:59:40,566 --> 00:59:43,433
The remorse, the regrets, the unsaid.
962
00:59:44,466 --> 00:59:46,200
What is it for?
963
00:59:46,666 --> 00:59:51,533
In life you have to travel
with light luggage.
964
00:59:55,066 --> 00:59:56,533
What boobs you had!
965
00:59:58,033 --> 01:00:00,533
It will mean that
in the light baggage of life
966
01:00:00,666 --> 01:00:05,200
I carry it with me
the memory of those breasts.
967
01:00:08,533 --> 01:00:11,366
In Verona, that night
968
01:00:11,700 --> 01:00:14,666
it was the night
most beautiful of my life.
969
01:00:15,633 --> 01:00:17,366
I have never forgotten you.
970
01:00:17,700 --> 01:00:20,166
What boobs you had!
971
01:00:33,733 --> 01:00:35,766
Nobody touches them to me anymore.
972
01:01:01,400 --> 01:01:04,100
I was really like that, good.
973
01:01:05,533 --> 01:01:07,333
You have the memory.
974
01:01:13,100 --> 01:01:15,400
[pop music in background]
975
01:02:05,766 --> 01:02:07,500
Lady Coscia!
976
01:02:08,166 --> 01:02:09,400
[screams] Thigh!
977
01:02:09,500 --> 01:02:12,333
- My nephew is sleeping!
- Are you sleeping at eight?
978
01:02:12,433 --> 01:02:13,566
[snorts] What do you want?
979
01:02:13,700 --> 01:02:16,300
I wish he would do me
the knot in the tie.
980
01:02:16,366 --> 01:02:19,233
I can't do it anymore I looked
There is also a tutorial on Youtube
981
01:02:19,300 --> 01:02:20,600
and I almost choked!
982
01:02:20,666 --> 01:02:23,400
Just like she ties knots for me,
nobody does them to me,
983
01:02:23,500 --> 01:02:28,066
Come on Coscia, thank you Coscia,
jump on Coscia!
984
01:02:29,766 --> 01:02:31,733
Another ex?
985
01:02:32,100 --> 01:02:34,600
This is the definitive one,
I feel warm.
986
01:02:35,266 --> 01:02:36,500
Let me know how it went.
987
01:02:36,633 --> 01:02:37,566
And how did it go,
988
01:02:37,633 --> 01:02:38,633
if they are roses...
989
01:02:39,133 --> 01:02:41,200
- They'll fade away!
- Thank you, Mrs. Coscia.
990
01:02:41,366 --> 01:02:45,166
His injections of confidence
they make me a happy man.
991
01:02:45,400 --> 01:02:47,633
- How am I?
- Take it off.
992
01:02:48,200 --> 01:02:50,033
Do you know what you look like? A wise rude person.
993
01:02:50,166 --> 01:02:53,133
"Sagliuto boor" must be ours
"Coated Peasant".
994
01:02:53,200 --> 01:02:55,033
- Good.
- Thank you.
995
01:02:55,600 --> 01:02:56,633
Thanks very much.
996
01:02:57,200 --> 01:03:00,100
- Good evening.
- I'm Giustini, I booked for two.
997
01:03:00,233 --> 01:03:01,666
- Come in.
- Thank you.
998
01:03:02,000 --> 01:03:05,066
- Is that it?
- Yes, this way.
999
01:03:05,233 --> 01:03:07,566
While we wait for the other guest,
would you like a prosecco?
1000
01:03:07,700 --> 01:03:10,466
- For God's sake, I'm half a teetotaler.
- A half mineral?
1001
01:03:10,600 --> 01:03:13,366
Half mineral I had a half
I'm going to ask you, thanks.
1002
01:03:13,466 --> 01:03:15,100
I'll also bring you the menu.
1003
01:03:15,233 --> 01:03:19,166
Bring the menu and the bill,
so I leave early and go home.
1004
01:03:24,733 --> 01:03:26,766
[insistent music]
1005
01:03:39,200 --> 01:03:43,400
{\an8}[Fioretta] How the fuck do these guys park?
1006
01:04:03,533 --> 01:04:07,266
Lord, I know you are there
and if you're there, don't let it be her.
1007
01:04:07,666 --> 01:04:09,233
- Good evening.
- I'm looking for a friend.
1008
01:04:16,400 --> 01:04:19,733
- Leonardo! How you have changed!
- You too.
1009
01:04:20,766 --> 01:04:23,266
- Fioretta?
- What's left of it!
1010
01:04:23,666 --> 01:04:26,700
[western music in the background]
1011
01:04:28,333 --> 01:04:32,533
Hug me, I missed you, hole-in-one!
1012
01:04:42,266 --> 01:04:46,133
Your message arrived in
a very delicate moment.
1013
01:04:46,266 --> 01:04:47,433
I'm halfway there
1014
01:04:47,566 --> 01:04:51,400
but I stopped the operation immediately
for penile reconstruction.
1015
01:04:52,400 --> 01:04:54,700
[incredulous] Penile reconstruction…
1016
01:04:55,266 --> 01:04:59,200
In fact I see you have changed quite a bit.
1017
01:04:59,433 --> 01:05:01,566
[laughs] Holy shit!
1018
01:05:02,133 --> 01:05:03,700
"Quite changed"!
1019
01:05:04,033 --> 01:05:07,300
Two years of hormones would change
even the PD!
1020
01:05:07,400 --> 01:05:08,633
Even the voice.
1021
01:05:08,766 --> 01:05:12,266
No, it's a cold, I always go fishing!
1022
01:05:12,400 --> 01:05:14,400
Waiter, bring a drink!
1023
01:05:14,600 --> 01:05:17,033
[embarrassed]
A drink for the lady, thank you.
1024
01:05:17,633 --> 01:05:19,300
My little Leonard.
1025
01:05:19,400 --> 01:05:22,200
So many beautiful memories.
1026
01:05:22,666 --> 01:05:24,100
Tonight we celebrate!
1027
01:05:26,266 --> 01:05:28,033
Tonight, big evening.
1028
01:05:28,200 --> 01:05:29,533
[thud]
1029
01:05:30,000 --> 01:05:32,666
- Evening!
- You scared me!
1030
01:05:34,500 --> 01:05:36,733
What people are around!
1031
01:05:37,066 --> 01:05:40,033
It's all leaking out
the fuel on the ground!
1032
01:05:40,166 --> 01:05:41,433
Can you give me a hand?
1033
01:05:41,566 --> 01:05:43,533
Fabio, let's go, we're hungry.
1034
01:05:44,133 --> 01:05:47,733
Do you know what I do too?
I've been with seven celline olives since this morning.
1035
01:05:48,333 --> 01:05:49,700
What were you saying Riccardino?
1036
01:05:50,066 --> 01:05:52,733
Calm down, Fioretta, with this wine.
1037
01:05:53,066 --> 01:05:56,100
It's the third glass and not
he didn't even eat a crouton!
1038
01:05:56,233 --> 01:06:00,400
The fault of my condition
it's also a bit yours, know that!
1039
01:06:00,500 --> 01:06:02,266
Why?
1040
01:06:03,333 --> 01:06:05,733
Remember when at spin the bottle,
for penance
1041
01:06:06,066 --> 01:06:10,033
did you make me kiss Sara?
Something moved inside me.
1042
01:06:10,233 --> 01:06:13,000
Since then, slowly and inexorably,
the change has begun
1043
01:06:13,066 --> 01:06:16,400
but now you've got me confused!
1044
01:06:16,500 --> 01:06:19,466
But do you like men or women?
1045
01:06:19,600 --> 01:06:21,366
I go both sailing and motoring!
1046
01:06:21,433 --> 01:06:24,066
After your message
I won't hide from you that I turned off the engine
1047
01:06:24,133 --> 01:06:26,133
and now I go with the calm current!
1048
01:06:30,633 --> 01:06:34,133
Leonardo, I see you stiff.
Do you have any prejudices?
1049
01:06:34,366 --> 01:06:38,100
But what prejudices!
1050
01:06:38,366 --> 01:06:41,200
Actually, you know what?
Start the engine, it's calm
1051
01:06:41,333 --> 01:06:43,400
full mainsail!
1052
01:06:43,733 --> 01:06:49,566
Even reconstruction
the penis you're talking about, I would!
1053
01:06:49,700 --> 01:06:51,466
I would rebuild it!
1054
01:06:51,600 --> 01:06:58,200
Because in life you need balls,
but also a nice clapper!
1055
01:06:58,400 --> 01:07:00,366
But what am I saying?
1056
01:07:00,466 --> 01:07:02,200
But weren't you a teetotaler?
1057
01:07:03,100 --> 01:07:07,433
I was, once, then it changes.
Fioretta, you know, things change.
1058
01:07:09,633 --> 01:07:11,266
It was a bolt from the blue.
1059
01:07:11,400 --> 01:07:14,500
After 35 years of marriage, not
I understand what could have happened.
1060
01:07:14,633 --> 01:07:17,233
My sister doesn't leave the house
and she's been crying for a week.
1061
01:07:17,366 --> 01:07:19,333
Is there no room for reconciliation?
1062
01:07:19,433 --> 01:07:23,500
No, my father has already been
to the lawyer, he did all the paperwork.
1063
01:07:23,633 --> 01:07:25,400
I am sorry.
1064
01:07:25,500 --> 01:07:30,033
You think that my ex, until
she was with me she was always on a diet
1065
01:07:30,166 --> 01:07:32,666
then it must have started
to eat, because
1066
01:07:33,000 --> 01:07:34,766
he asked me
two thousand euros of food!
1067
01:07:35,033 --> 01:07:37,066
[laughs]
1068
01:07:38,433 --> 01:07:41,166
I also found him to be a fine humorist.
1069
01:07:42,366 --> 01:07:43,700
I mean, explain to me.
1070
01:07:44,033 --> 01:07:47,233
When my message reached you,
this Guglielma
1071
01:07:47,366 --> 01:07:50,100
out of jealousy he took your phone
1072
01:07:50,233 --> 01:07:53,200
and threw it away
in boiling water with fusilli!
1073
01:07:53,333 --> 01:07:55,500
No, they were pici all'aglione.
1074
01:07:55,633 --> 01:08:00,200
A specialty, pici all'aglione
and iPhone cheese and pepper!
1075
01:08:01,000 --> 01:08:04,400
It means that Guglielma does not
it was the right one, cheers!
1076
01:08:04,600 --> 01:08:10,333
Wait let's take a selfie together for
memorize this wonderful evening.
1077
01:08:10,433 --> 01:08:13,600
- Come on, selfie.
- Selfino in wine.
1078
01:08:15,400 --> 01:08:17,533
[they sing] Brindisino!
1079
01:08:17,700 --> 01:08:20,300
[Yolanda] There's dad with someone.
1080
01:08:21,133 --> 01:08:24,166
- Dad?
- What person?
1081
01:08:24,733 --> 01:08:27,600
- [Fioretta] Here's the food.
- Enjoy your meal.
1082
01:08:27,733 --> 01:08:33,399
I go to the bathroom, that's my bladder
it looks like Lake Bilancino.
1083
01:08:33,533 --> 01:08:35,366
Will you leave me alone?
1084
01:08:35,466 --> 01:08:38,500
Better alone
than with someone who explodes in front of you.
1085
01:08:48,500 --> 01:08:50,033
Dad!
1086
01:08:50,166 --> 01:08:54,000
Here is the extended family,
are you there too?
1087
01:08:54,300 --> 01:08:57,066
- But who are you with?
- Gentlemen, the bread.
1088
01:08:57,200 --> 01:08:58,700
Bread here and penis there
1089
01:09:00,266 --> 01:09:02,766
then I'll tell you about it,
it's laughable.
1090
01:09:03,100 --> 01:09:05,300
I heard about father and mother,
I'm sorry.
1091
01:09:05,399 --> 01:09:08,500
As they say,
when a pope dies, the door opens
1092
01:09:08,633 --> 01:09:10,633
and the old hen does
I don't remember it.
1093
01:09:11,399 --> 01:09:14,733
Give our daughter some red meat,
It's white as plaster!
1094
01:09:15,066 --> 01:09:16,366
A little meat.
1095
01:09:16,466 --> 01:09:19,100
I'm going to pee,
otherwise I'll piss myself off.
1096
01:09:23,700 --> 01:09:25,500
I would take the same wine.
1097
01:09:27,633 --> 01:09:30,033
Finally,
mine got cold too!
1098
01:09:30,166 --> 01:09:32,366
- You could have eaten!
- Did you also take a shower?
1099
01:09:32,466 --> 01:09:34,399
Do you know who's down there?
1100
01:09:34,500 --> 01:09:37,766
My ex-wife is there with my daughter
and her boyfriend, Riccardino.
1101
01:09:38,100 --> 01:09:39,200
Do you know who Riccardino is?
1102
01:09:39,333 --> 01:09:40,600
You read in the local news
1103
01:09:40,733 --> 01:09:44,399
of one he sent
by mistake in the church chat
1104
01:09:44,533 --> 01:09:46,399
a photo with the breasts out?
1105
01:09:46,500 --> 01:09:49,066
This one here,
she's Riccardino's slutty mother!
1106
01:09:49,200 --> 01:09:50,399
Executioner!
1107
01:09:50,533 --> 01:09:55,466
Don Giuliano, when he saw the breasts
the host went through him.
1108
01:09:56,200 --> 01:09:59,300
- Yes, but now let's eat.
- Yes, we eat.
1109
01:09:59,733 --> 01:10:02,466
And let's toast!
1110
01:10:03,100 --> 01:10:05,333
A little cold.
1111
01:10:07,133 --> 01:10:12,200
I've never seen him so excited,
Did we understand who he's with?
1112
01:10:15,366 --> 01:10:19,566
Leonardo, I confess that your message
I'm starting to not understand it.
1113
01:10:19,766 --> 01:10:21,600
You say "let's try again",
but you don't seem convinced.
1114
01:10:21,733 --> 01:10:23,366
I don't think you've changed.
1115
01:10:23,633 --> 01:10:26,433
And you've changed too much, Fioretta.
1116
01:10:26,566 --> 01:10:30,533
If I were you, I would phone Guglielma
1117
01:10:30,666 --> 01:10:35,166
I would make peace and let him go to school
the cell phone fell into the pot.
1118
01:10:35,500 --> 01:10:37,666
I have to go back to the bathroom, I'm bursting.
1119
01:10:38,000 --> 01:10:42,066
If you get your penis done, don't get it done
prostate, it's useless.
1120
01:10:43,566 --> 01:10:46,100
Dickhead.
1121
01:10:48,100 --> 01:10:51,300
Guys, you have to piss yourself,
I'm actually coming back.
1122
01:10:51,400 --> 01:10:56,400
The young lady who is with me
He has a very jealous girlfriend
1123
01:10:56,500 --> 01:11:00,200
who took her cell phone
and threw it into a pot.
1124
01:11:00,333 --> 01:11:02,033
Leonardo, I'm leaving.
1125
01:11:02,400 --> 01:11:04,566
If I wanted to eat alone
I was staying at home.
1126
01:11:04,700 --> 01:11:07,600
- What a shitty evening.
- I wanted to introduce you...
1127
01:11:07,733 --> 01:11:10,533
Don't introduce me to anyone and pay the bill.
1128
01:11:10,666 --> 01:11:14,033
I was telling
the funny episode of the telephone.
1129
01:11:14,166 --> 01:11:16,666
Well done Leonardo,
tell my business too.
1130
01:11:17,000 --> 01:11:19,633
No, I hadn't gotten to that yet.
1131
01:11:21,200 --> 01:11:22,400
Fuck you.
1132
01:11:22,500 --> 01:11:26,100
- Joke.
- The lady has studied Anglo-Saxons.
1133
01:11:26,233 --> 01:11:27,400
Lady to whom?
1134
01:11:28,133 --> 01:11:30,300
What the fuck are you filming?
1135
01:11:30,400 --> 01:11:33,033
Take your mother back,
that Don Giuliano will be happy.
1136
01:11:33,100 --> 01:11:34,233
Dad!
1137
01:11:34,366 --> 01:11:36,000
Fioretta, you are truly a man.
1138
01:11:36,366 --> 01:11:38,633
[sounds of amazement]
1139
01:11:57,166 --> 01:11:59,233
[mobile notification]
1140
01:12:14,366 --> 01:12:20,700
[Leo] Let's meet tomorrow morning at 9:00
where you told me "I love you" nine times.
1141
01:12:31,600 --> 01:12:34,300
[melancholic music]
1142
01:12:37,466 --> 01:12:40,166
♪ I have no words of love ♪
1143
01:12:40,766 --> 01:12:43,166
♪ To tell them to you ♪
1144
01:12:44,733 --> 01:12:47,366
♪ And I think shamelessly ♪
1145
01:12:48,500 --> 01:12:50,700
♪ I eat horse and king ♪
1146
01:12:52,333 --> 01:12:55,300
♪ And if the ceiling tonight ♪
1147
01:12:56,066 --> 01:12:58,366
♪ He talks to me like a friend ♪
1148
01:12:59,766 --> 01:13:01,766
♪ I point it straight and shut up ♪
1149
01:13:03,300 --> 01:13:05,766
♪ In this ancient silence ♪
1150
01:13:07,233 --> 01:13:09,766
♪ I wonder where I hid ♪
1151
01:13:11,000 --> 01:13:13,366
♪ All the desire to do ♪
1152
01:13:14,433 --> 01:13:16,766
♪ I'll look for it in the usual place ♪
1153
01:13:18,266 --> 01:13:20,733
♪ I find the saying with the sea ♪
1154
01:13:22,066 --> 01:13:24,400
♪ After a deep breath ♪
1155
01:13:25,733 --> 01:13:28,200
♪ Then I'll leave again, I can feel it ♪
1156
01:13:29,400 --> 01:13:32,200
♪ Because if you hit rock bottom, at least ♪
1157
01:13:33,133 --> 01:13:36,066
♪ You drown in the torment ♪
1158
01:13:51,666 --> 01:13:54,566
♪ I have no words of love ♪
1159
01:13:55,400 --> 01:13:57,633
♪ I dip rhymes in wine ♪
1160
01:13:59,166 --> 01:14:01,433
♪ And I rub shoulders with past loves ♪
1161
01:14:02,733 --> 01:14:05,233
♪ Like in an Argentine tango ♪
1162
01:14:06,466 --> 01:14:08,733
♪ I wonder where I left off ♪
1163
01:14:10,300 --> 01:14:12,466
♪ My love drawings ♪
1164
01:14:14,066 --> 01:14:16,566
♪ If I'm still a child ♪
1165
01:14:17,633 --> 01:14:20,300
♪ He's a doctor in that drawing ♪
1166
01:14:21,400 --> 01:14:24,100
♪ I could heal you forever ♪
1167
01:14:25,266 --> 01:14:27,666
♪ And then seeing you come back ♪
1168
01:14:28,733 --> 01:14:31,566
♪ If i were a bridge ♪
1169
01:14:32,500 --> 01:14:34,766
♪ I would unite the saying with the sea ♪
1170
01:14:36,400 --> 01:14:38,400
♪ If i were a bridge ♪
1171
01:14:40,466 --> 01:14:43,666
♪ I would unite the saying with the sea ♪
1172
01:14:44,133 --> 01:14:45,333
You're out of breath!
1173
01:14:45,433 --> 01:14:49,033
When you brought me here sixteen years ago
you were much fresher.
1174
01:14:49,633 --> 01:14:50,766
But what are you doing here?
1175
01:14:52,000 --> 01:14:53,766
But what am I doing here?
1176
01:14:54,100 --> 01:14:58,133
I came for your little message.
You've changed, let's try again!
1177
01:15:00,333 --> 01:15:02,000
Did you answer me again?
1178
01:15:07,700 --> 01:15:10,400
Before you have a heart attack,
I'm joking!
1179
01:15:10,500 --> 01:15:14,466
No, but me too, in the sense that,
I was just saying yes.
1180
01:15:14,600 --> 01:15:17,466
Yolanda told me everything.
Come up, let's boil it.
1181
01:15:18,133 --> 01:15:23,600
Sure, wait, it's here
that I told you "I love you" nine times.
1182
01:15:23,733 --> 01:15:26,100
No, you said it three times,
but here is the echo.
1183
01:15:26,766 --> 01:15:29,200
And voilà! Sporty as always.
1184
01:15:31,266 --> 01:15:35,066
Think he sent it to me
Your message to me too
1185
01:15:35,366 --> 01:15:37,466
but I believed
that you were wrong
1186
01:15:37,600 --> 01:15:39,433
that I wanted to send it to who knows who.
1187
01:15:39,566 --> 01:15:42,400
And so you don't embarrass yourself
I didn't tell you anything.
1188
01:15:42,500 --> 01:15:44,600
He sent it to you too!
1189
01:15:45,200 --> 01:15:48,000
Because Yolanda
He would like you to complete yourself
1190
01:15:48,266 --> 01:15:53,000
with love with a capital L,
the beautiful long-lasting one written in italics.
1191
01:15:53,133 --> 01:15:56,633
- Instead we know, you in love...
- Yes, I know.
1192
01:15:56,766 --> 01:15:58,400
You are like my sister!
1193
01:15:58,500 --> 01:16:01,400
In love you have a maximum of three!
It lasts you a maximum of three years!
1194
01:16:01,533 --> 01:16:03,433
Because we live intensely!
1195
01:16:03,566 --> 01:16:07,433
Every year of love for us
It's like seven! We are like dogs!
1196
01:16:07,733 --> 01:16:10,700
And then Leo, this warmed soup,
would you have liked it?
1197
01:16:11,600 --> 01:16:13,266
You're right
1198
01:16:13,766 --> 01:16:15,766
including ribollita.
1199
01:16:16,733 --> 01:16:21,000
- So what?
- And so, two things, the first
1200
01:16:21,233 --> 01:16:23,300
Who is this Forty-Eight?
1201
01:16:23,400 --> 01:16:27,200
Yolanda told me she thinks so
a good girl, who has good eyes.
1202
01:16:27,566 --> 01:16:29,033
This is enough for me.
1203
01:16:29,166 --> 01:16:30,366
The second
1204
01:16:30,466 --> 01:16:33,200
that message you sent,
It's not wrong, you've changed.
1205
01:16:33,500 --> 01:16:35,733
I never would have thought
1206
01:16:36,100 --> 01:16:38,300
that you could wear
so at stake for your daughter.
1207
01:16:38,400 --> 01:16:41,066
- Me neither.
- Really, well done.
1208
01:16:42,500 --> 01:16:45,300
- There's a third!
- Meaning what?
1209
01:16:45,400 --> 01:16:46,766
Change the number!
1210
01:16:48,566 --> 01:16:50,033
Actually look
1211
01:16:51,666 --> 01:16:53,066
throw it away!
1212
01:16:54,433 --> 01:16:57,466
- Safe?
- Yes, throw it away, there's so much to change.
1213
01:16:57,600 --> 01:16:59,400
Safe?
1214
01:17:01,300 --> 01:17:02,466
[screams] Throw it!
1215
01:17:03,200 --> 01:17:07,000
[echo] Throw it away!
1216
01:17:10,066 --> 01:17:13,433
- We made a masterpiece with Yolanda.
- Total!
1217
01:17:13,766 --> 01:17:18,066
And the dialogue as parents has not been lost,
which is fundamental.
1218
01:17:20,366 --> 01:17:22,000
[water splashing]
1219
01:17:32,000 --> 01:17:33,600
[Leo] Dear readers of Wi-Fi-Web-Online
1220
01:17:33,733 --> 01:17:36,233
this is my last article
on the topic
1221
01:17:36,366 --> 01:17:40,000
Then I'll go back to writing
of Basketball for another header.
1222
01:17:40,366 --> 01:17:44,400
So today I take myself to greet you
the license to tell you about an app
1223
01:17:44,533 --> 01:17:48,366
that doesn't download
but which is supplied to the human body.
1224
01:17:48,466 --> 01:17:50,400
The application of the heart.
1225
01:17:51,000 --> 01:17:52,233
After testing it for a long time
1226
01:17:52,366 --> 01:17:55,333
I think I've identified it
the main system errors
1227
01:17:55,433 --> 01:17:59,433
which oblige the couple
uninstall it and unplug it.
1228
01:17:59,566 --> 01:18:01,233
First of all the boredom bug
1229
01:18:01,366 --> 01:18:04,466
always visit the same pages,
the pizza in the carton
1230
01:18:04,600 --> 01:18:09,333
Weekends in slippers, the system
it doesn't update and becomes disposable.
1231
01:18:09,633 --> 01:18:14,266
Then there's the hardware incompatibility,
systemic litigiousness
1232
01:18:14,500 --> 01:18:19,100
also add two twins who
they speak backwards and that's it.
1233
01:18:19,300 --> 01:18:21,566
"Third problem
it is or jealousy virus
1234
01:18:21,700 --> 01:18:25,533
that one enters and never leaves,
even after years.
1235
01:18:25,666 --> 01:18:27,033
Once in circulation
1236
01:18:27,166 --> 01:18:31,366
it corrupts all memory and is not there
antivirus that can fight it."
1237
01:18:31,466 --> 01:18:32,666
[Leo] Right!
1238
01:18:33,000 --> 01:18:37,266
Even the distant betrayals of the schools
superiors you will never forgive them.
1239
01:18:37,633 --> 01:18:40,400
Finally, the fourth problem
in love applications
1240
01:18:40,533 --> 01:18:42,500
It is the software of change.
1241
01:18:42,633 --> 01:18:46,133
Technology doesn't stop,
it is constantly evolving
1242
01:18:46,266 --> 01:18:49,066
new devices
they make woman equal to man
1243
01:18:49,200 --> 01:18:50,600
and man is equal to woman.
1244
01:18:50,733 --> 01:18:55,033
If you don't adapt to change,
the user is cut off.
1245
01:18:55,166 --> 01:18:58,400
And maybe, he also takes
a punch in the eye.
1246
01:18:58,500 --> 01:19:00,333
Solution to all these problems?
1247
01:19:00,433 --> 01:19:04,100
Try turning it off and on again
1248
01:19:04,233 --> 01:19:07,566
like our parents did,
at least try.
1249
01:19:08,100 --> 01:19:09,600
And if the problem persists…
1250
01:19:10,000 --> 01:19:11,600
What if the problem persists?
1251
01:19:11,733 --> 01:19:15,500
Call a new technician
and get directly with him!
1252
01:19:15,633 --> 01:19:18,700
Enough with all these applications,
enough, come on, let's go.
1253
01:19:19,000 --> 01:19:21,533
Let's go back to the old way,
when you rolled down the window,
1254
01:19:21,666 --> 01:19:24,266
"Miss, where is Piazza Mazzini?"
1255
01:19:24,400 --> 01:19:28,766
We knew each other like that too,
you got married for asking for a way!
1256
01:19:29,100 --> 01:19:32,533
Right! I met like that too
Marcello del Prà!
1257
01:19:32,700 --> 01:19:34,700
Well, who the fuck is Marcello del Prà?
1258
01:19:35,166 --> 01:19:36,733
He is his daughter's tennis coach.
1259
01:19:37,366 --> 01:19:40,766
That's who he was,
I didn't sleep there for two nights!
1260
01:19:51,466 --> 01:19:53,400
I'm the coach!
1261
01:19:53,533 --> 01:19:55,400
Hi, how's it going? Everything OK?
1262
01:19:55,533 --> 01:19:57,300
- So, you've arrived.
- Yes.
1263
01:19:57,400 --> 01:20:00,333
Maybe it's not the time,
but I ran to tell you.
1264
01:20:00,433 --> 01:20:02,633
First of all, sorry
1265
01:20:02,766 --> 01:20:05,433
for what
it happened there at the restaurant.
1266
01:20:06,733 --> 01:20:10,400
I came because I feel
that I have waffles.
1267
01:20:10,500 --> 01:20:12,433
I'm ready. Let's go.
1268
01:20:12,600 --> 01:20:14,533
Dad, what are you saying?
1269
01:20:15,133 --> 01:20:17,300
Where are we going? And then strangely
I'm also winning today.
1270
01:20:17,400 --> 01:20:19,566
What do you care about tennis?
1271
01:20:19,633 --> 01:20:23,133
Let's face it, you don't have any
never screwed anything. Too competitive.
1272
01:20:23,200 --> 01:20:25,766
- And where are we going?
- Where are we going...
1273
01:20:26,100 --> 01:20:30,166
I've changed, let's try again!
Get the bag.
1274
01:20:41,300 --> 01:20:43,500
[romantic music in the background]
1275
01:21:01,333 --> 01:21:02,766
[cell phone ringing]
1276
01:21:03,300 --> 01:21:06,733
Sorry, I thought I turned it off,
I'll turn it off right away.
1277
01:21:07,700 --> 01:21:09,333
Hello Ginora, tell me quickly!
1278
01:21:09,433 --> 01:21:12,466
Twentyone!
Are you that all white plane?
1279
01:21:12,700 --> 01:21:14,466
Yes, the white one, the white one.
1280
01:21:14,600 --> 01:21:17,600
Now the door opens anyway
and you throw yourself down, you're bound to see us!
1281
01:21:17,733 --> 01:21:19,266
Ok, I'm ready,
1282
01:21:19,400 --> 01:21:22,433
but come down slowly
otherwise the photos will be moved!
1283
01:21:22,600 --> 01:21:25,333
Yes, okay, okay! HI!
1284
01:21:25,400 --> 01:21:26,600
Sorry, I'll turn everything off.
1285
01:21:34,166 --> 01:21:36,600
You don't call her Forty-Eight anymore!
1286
01:21:37,266 --> 01:21:39,266
I told you, I've changed!
1287
01:21:39,400 --> 01:21:41,533
Even as far as you are concerned,
I thought about it.
1288
01:21:42,133 --> 01:21:45,433
I don't see you anymore
like a seven year old girl.
1289
01:21:45,566 --> 01:21:49,233
- Safe?
- Yes, sure.
1290
01:21:49,533 --> 01:21:51,333
[pilot] Ok, here we go.
1291
01:21:51,433 --> 01:21:53,666
Guys, let's get together while we're here.
1292
01:21:54,000 --> 01:21:56,133
As we said,
Yolanda with me and you with him.
1293
01:21:59,466 --> 01:22:02,200
So, we just launch
we are on Monte Gavino!
1294
01:22:12,433 --> 01:22:14,266
[Yolanda, in a childish voice] Hello?
1295
01:22:16,266 --> 01:22:17,400
Yes.
1296
01:22:18,133 --> 01:22:19,166
Ready.
1297
01:22:28,000 --> 01:22:30,433
[romantic music in the background]